Last spring my son fell for the Grandson's plea,,"Dad, I want some Chickies,,,AND some Duckies",,,and,,,and,,I'll take care of em and feed em every day"  CHIT,,,Ya'll know who wount up with them chores,,,!!

 Anyways, I seen something that I NEVER seen or thought about this morning,,,,We wount up with 3 hens (CHICKENS) that are BIG but have not started to lay any eggs,,Plus two BIG ducks ,,up to today I had no idea as to Duck's sex but when I looked out the kitchen window bout 6 am,,the bigger of the two ducks was trying to mount one of the hens and finally got positioned to where it looked like he got "it" done,,,,Both him and the hen then dusted themselves off and went on with their business,,,WTH,,,,???  Is this even possible???

Morpar55 wrote: All I have to say is post pictures once the eggs hatch! And will you call the results "dickens" or "chucks"?

  CHIT,,,,Morpar,,,,I ain't heard one THAT GOOD in a LONG time,,,,,

 I,,,,I,,,really needed that laugh,,! Ya made my day there, Pard,,,,,,!!!!

  BUT,,,to keep the story going,,,,,I seen thet sob doing it again,,TWICE,,this afternoon on  now two of the hens,,,finally I couldn't stand it and had to go out there and whup on him with my cap,,then the sob tried to charge me so I kicked him right in the arse as he was runnin off,,,Dang them ducks can make a lot of noise when they is agitated can't they,,,,I think the smaller of the two ducks is a female cause he be mountin thet one several times these few days,,,, See,,he is so fat and short legged,,he just waddles around and can't climb up into the upper section of the coop where the hens lay down so they be safe till they come out tamarrow,,,I'm gonna get his attention then,,,,,

DiyDave wrote: Where do you think turducken comes from?

 Yep, I have heard that one,,,susspossed to be a hen inside a duck inside a turkey,,,then cooked all at a time,,,susspossed to be a delicasy somewheres,,,,,,

   Well,,,the neighbor's reservoir down the road is fixin to get a new resident in bout 22 minutes,,,,si-o-nara to him,,,,

Ate all the domestic ducks and got Muskovies. They breed like rats and you can be over run in a summer. Good eating and aren't noisey like the others that never shut up.

Ate them all cause I was tired of them chitting on the back porch.

You need more hens Joe

  Yeah, Fixer,,,you reminded me of my early days out here when we moved from town. I told my wife,,we are country folks now,,,so we gots to have chickies and hogs and hosses and,,,and,,maybe some cows,,, Well, I did get a couple of Shetland ponies and after one of them drug the youngest boy thru some cactus,,him a'hollarin and screamin all the time,,she made me get rid of them ponies as they wanted to eat ALL THE TIME,,,!!!Then my younger brother talked me into buyin a couple of young pigs, so we built a pen way back at the back fence,,,but he never would come out to help or buy feed and clean and all thet chit,, then he come out one day and said,," Hey "MY" pig is much bigger than ,,,,yours,,,! I told him NO the littlest one is you'rn,,since you never come out to help SO,, I get to pick which is whos.

  Well, that bro of mine come out that night and spray painted one with "Leo" and the other one "Joe" all across the side and then left the can there,,!! After we butchered them, that was the last of the hogs at MY Place,,!!

 The next attempt was them chickies,,I bought 15 of them at the local feed store and got 5 roosters out the bunch and them was always fightin and screechin, and fighting after them hens And,,,,AND,,,they was always "savin" their CHIT to dump it right in front of the back and front doors and the first time the wife stepped in one gob,,,that was the end of them chickens. I had to take all of them to my Dads and he killed em, cleaned em and I gave him half of them and I BBQ'ed the rest of them.

By the way,,,I drove slowly by the neighbor's reservoir and that dang drake recognized my car and started to raise haides,,,so I hauled azz, lest the neighbor figure it me,,,,,

shameless dude wrote: separate them....like ya do wit yer kids when they gits old nuff!

 Hey Good Buddy,,,WHERE YOU BEEN,,,??? I'm ready to bend your ear,,,,,

An here I was looking for a good joke Joe.....

BUT, it reminds me of the one.....I gave a buck for a duck for a duck for a .... and a .... for a duck and I still got the ....... duck.