a funny for the week
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Topic: a funny for the week
Posted By: Kiwi
Subject: a funny for the week
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 10:50pm
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Driving down the road one day , a man sees a sign in front of a farm MULE FOR SALE $50. he stops,talks to the farmer and buys the mule and says " I'll be back tomorrow to pick him up. The man comes back next day and the farmer had some bad news the mule had died . "well , just give me my money back " "can't do that " says the farmer "i have spent the money" "Ok , help me load it on the trailer." " what are you to do with a dead mule ?" ask the farmer "I am going to raffle him off" "How do you intend to do that ?" "Easy,I just won't tell folks that the mule is dead." A couple of months later he runs into the farmer. "How did the raffle go?" "Better than I expected. I sold 500 tickets at $1 each ." "Did anybody complain?" "Just the fellow who won but I gave him his dollar back." ------------- Tractors Allis EB,two C,diesel G |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2020 at 4:58am
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Good one,,,!!!
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2020 at 5:32am
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A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks up and says “Hey koala what are you doing?” The koala answers “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” The lizard climbs up and the two share the joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and excuses himself to a nearby river to have a drink. The lizard, so stoned, leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile swims out to rescue him. When they get onto dry land, the croc asks, “What’s wrong with you, lizard?” The lizard tells him that he was smoking a joint with a koala, and he got too stoned and fell in while taking a drink. The croc has to see this for himself, so he asks the lizard to take him to the koala. When they get back to the tree, the croc looks up at the koala and says “Hey, you.” The koala looks down and says “F**k Me!!...how much water did you drink?”  ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |