OH CHIT,,,,,!!!
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Topic: OH CHIT,,,,,!!!
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: OH CHIT,,,,,!!!
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 5:06am
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I took my wife to the range a few years ago, she wanted to learn to
shoot her Fathers service revolver (San Leandro Police) I got a
Silhouette target and she kept hitting it in the crotch. "I said you
might want to aim a little higher"
She said "No I'm hitting it right where I'm aiming" I hid the bullets. |
Replies:
Posted By: bikley
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 5:26am
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you better be careful |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 10:23am
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You be careful, Joe! My wife is an avid collector of shooting irons, so I watch my step pretty closely. Not sure how good her aim is at a "running like hell" target, but I really don't care to find out! Lol! Darrel |
Posted By: Greg (Hillsboro, OH)
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 10:46am
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had a friend that is a shooting instructor who says to make first shot at the crotch level, hitting the pelvic bones, they shatter leaving them to quickly fall. He said it also causes a lot of neurolgical disruption where they can no longer move, function to be able to shoot back. Can't confirm any of this, but it's what he says. |
Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 11:19am
I wouldn't want to find out!  ------------- On the farm: Agco Allis 9695, 7060, 7010, R66, Farmall H, and Farmall F20 (Great Grandpa's) |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 9:52pm
| i hid my gins from the old lady....ooooops....i mean the loving wife. she's a good shot too! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 10:39pm
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Years ago,,,when I used to buy the wife new guns kinda regularily,,,, ,,,,,I used to try to get her to learn shooting so she could use her new guns,,,,,, She done me a huge number some weels later when she bought "ME" a,,,,,,a,,,,brand new Solitaire Diamond Ring,,,that was so huge she had her left arm in a sling to help with the added weight of that friggin ring,,,,,,,,,,,AND said she was gonna buy me another ring every time I bought her another gun,,,,,,,,,,,, I had to sell a few of "HER" guns to pay for that friggin ring,,,,lesson learned,,,,,,
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2020 at 11:06pm
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Now Joe, that's funny!! I'm lucky, my lovin wife doesn't want anything to do with guns. She has shot, but didn't like it at all. I'm blessed. She pizzes and moans about my tractors,,,,,,,,,,,she has NO IDEA what's in my gun safe. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |