The year is 2024
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Topic: The year is 2024
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: The year is 2024
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2020 at 9:10pm
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The first woman in history has just won the presidency of the United States. She calls back home to Arkansas and says dad I won the election and I have front row seats for you and mother at my inauguration. Her father says that’s quite a drive and I’m not quite sure your mother is up to it. She says don’t worry, I have made arrangements for Air Force One to pick you up in Little Rock. I have a limo ready to take you to the airport. Her father says but we can’t eat all those rich foods you younger folks eat. She says don’t worry we’ve got the greatest chefs to cater. There will be no salt choices and lots of healthy food. He finally agrees. On Inauguration Day there he and her mother sat on the front row. Finally she stands to give her speech. Her father leans over to the guy next to him and says, see that woman up there? The guy says yes. Her father says her brother plays for the Razorbacks. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2020 at 10:08pm
  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2020 at 10:17pm
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Ohhhh, Thad, keep looking over your shoulder! HeHeHe ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2020 at 4:04am
 ,,,Well,,Thad,,I'm OK with all of that,,,,and,,,and,,I'm keepin my fingers crossed for you guys in Razorback country,,,,Now,,don't you go forget your friends back here when you is handin out all the "Thank You" jobs,,,,"I" may not be able to do anything, you know, labor type assignments,,but I can spend money with the best of them,,,,,,, |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2020 at 1:25pm
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------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2020 at 8:37pm
 ..........On a nicer note, How's the NEW coach? The Big 10 (all but 2 of the 14 teams) voted to not have football this year. I couldn't believe it. Colleges giving up $$$$$!?!?! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2020 at 9:35pm
Ted I really like the coach. He was a front line coach biting Brets best years. He and Bret butted heads and he left for Georgia. Our new DC is Barry Odum the coach from Missouri. I think this will be a big improvement. I’m staying hopeful we have a season. Gonna be tough. We only have conference games so will be hard on first year coaches playing in the SEC. |
Ted J wrote:Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2020 at 8:34am
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Well,,Thad,,,My fingers are crossed,,,no,,they're clinched that they develop the vaccine soon as that should determine how long before lots of things can resume and the world can get back to some sort of normalcy,,,,, I don't think it will ever be the exact same as before CV19,,,but a heck of a lot better than it is now,,,,, You have to remember,,,there are a heck of a lot of "others" that DO NOT want a vaccine till some time next year for purely political reasons,,,,OOOPS,,,CHit,,there I go again,,,I'm outa here,,,,!!!
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2020 at 1:42pm
| Maybe we can buy it off of Russia |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2020 at 3:09pm
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HEY,,,,Mr Adams,,you might have a great point there,,,what with President Trump having such a close kinship with Putin,,,plus they need the money,,,,
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 12 Aug 2020 at 2:17pm
| Maybe they will be a good neighbor and just give us some of their vaccine |