A bit of a yarn
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Topic: A bit of a yarn
Posted By: Kiwi
Subject: A bit of a yarn
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 12:42am
A well seasoned farmer owned a large farm after years of hard work on his land,he decided to rent out most of the farm and enjoy his retirement years .around his home he developed a big garden that included a fishpond that also provided his grandkids with a swimming hole he planted blueberries,grapes,blackberries and veg garden the pond was fixed up nice too ,with a dock a slid picnic tables . One summer evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,as he had not been there for a few days to look it over. On his way out the door he grabbed a large bucket so he could pick some blackberries while he was there. As he neared the pond he heard voice shouting and laughing.as he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond . He shouted hello to make the woman aware of his presence and they immediately headed to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him “we’re not coming out until you leave!” Without missing a beat the crafty farmer shouted, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said “l’m just here to feed the alligator.  ------------- Tractors Allis EB,two C,diesel G |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 4:22am
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Posted By: fixer1958
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 5:51am
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Good One |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 6:51am
| That’s awesome.👍 |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 8:58am
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NOW THATS FUNNY !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 9:20am
| True story. A farmer long since passed away I knew told the story of one winter a large snow bank developed in the road in front of his farm and people were getting stuck in their cars and he would take his tractor and pull them out. One car had two good looking young women and when the farmer approached the car the women said they had no money to pay him. The farmer hadn't charged anyone all day! He asked if either one was pregnant? They replied no! Farmer said well your not out of the snowbank! They locked the doors on the car! Farmer pulled them out laughing! He told that story for years! |
Posted By: JohnColo
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2020 at 6:25pm
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Supposedly another true story, I read it on the internet so it has to be true, right? A guy was riding his motorcycle home one evening, going a bit over the speed limit when he passes a cop at the side of the road. The cop lights him up so he immediately pulls over, cop walks up and says, "I hope you have a good reason for speeding!" Just as he says that, the bike rider cuts one loose that would make ole Shameless proud. The cop tells him, "There's a gas station about half a mile down the road, slow down when you leave there!" When the biker was driving away, he looks in his mirror and sees the cop holding his sides in laughter.
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