Toilet paper
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Topic: Toilet paper
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: Toilet paper
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 8:12pm
| Why are all these folks buying it? |
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Posted By: SteveM C/IL
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 8:30pm
| Got the $hit scared out of them |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 8:40pm
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We stopped by Wal Mart tonight.. Plenty of food on the shelves... Bottle water rack said ONE CASE PER CUSTOMER... probably had a dozen left... Toilet paper isle is 50 ft long and 6 ft high.. Probably holds 2-300 12 pack cases........... every shelf EMPTY ? You cant eat it... what do you need a 6 month supply for ? ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 8:42pm
 ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
SteveM C/IL wrote:Posted By: JoeO(CMO)
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 9:52pm
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I cant speak for everyone but we haven't received a Sears or Wards mail order catalog for years and running low, doing online now ------------- |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 7:22am
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I wonder if paper to recycling is going down now. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 9:32am
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Probably will still end up there after it serves one more dooty..... ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: TimCNY
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 10:04am
Recycled toilet paper? What kind of guy crawls into the sewers for THAT?!?!?!  ------------- I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 11:15am
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Tim we're talking magazines and newspapers etcetera. I know you're just kidding, and Freak it wouldn't surprise me. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: TimCNY
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 11:26am
I know you know I know...  I asked the kid at the local grocery store if they had any toilet paper in the stockroom that might've been overlooked, he said no. I said, "Not even any USED?" Interesting. I'm seeing expressions on people's faces the likes of which I've never seen before. Ever. Interesting... very interesting. I'll have to keep asking idiotic questions in times like these so I can eventually figure out the meaning of these new expressions. ------------- I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250! |
Posted By: TimCNY
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 11:28am
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chaskaduo - you by any chance over on mapletrader.com? ------------- I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250! |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 1:53pm
| I keep getting Demonrat propaganda in the Mail, other than slick pages can stockpile that stuff as comes by the box load some weeks!!! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 3:14pm
Tim, Nopers. I lurk here a lot and yesterday's some.
Did ya ask about any in the bathrooms.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 3:45pm
| My cousin went to the movies today. I recommended he grab a roll on the way out. |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 4:27pm
Dollar general in Wintereet Iowa had a lot of the cheap stuff left on the shelf yesterday. 
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Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 4:46pm
| Is it the John Wayne brand?? |
Posted By: Greg (Hillsboro, OH)
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 5:52pm
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the reason for the toilet paper shortage is with the coronavirus worries, then one person coughs, 100 people $hit themselves. |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 7:09pm
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Now that makes sense
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Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 7:56pm
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When I go grocery shopping I always put the TP on the conveyor last. When it gets to the cashier I always ask them if they think I got enough for all the food I bought! ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 15 Mar 2020 at 5:01am
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The real reason is they are not going to the gym because of the kungfu Flu. Exercising makes you breathe deeper. [TUBE]aaa_zb7GwWc[/TUBE] ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 15 Mar 2020 at 4:27pm
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do ya get extra credit for watching HER do the exercise instead of doing it yourself ? ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 15 Mar 2020 at 6:34pm
Dang you Chas your as shameless as Shameless. She hops on one leg and both my knees get a extra ache. So thanks always good to ache more.
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 15 Mar 2020 at 6:59pm
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I gives TP an entirely different workout!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2020 at 9:59am
 ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Dave H
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2020 at 7:53am
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I been wondering, but now I think Greg has the answer. |
Posted By: ford8nwd
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2020 at 5:36pm
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To make it last longer, use it on both sides! |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2020 at 5:46pm
Was at the local Aldie store, today, not only was the TP aisle empty, half of the shelves were gone, too! I guess some people will wipe with anything they can grab! ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 2:26pm
| Watch for it to show up on ebay or Amazon at a high price |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 3:32pm
| The scammers and Gougers started showing out on Faceplant for TP and hand wipes, ads are being taken down when found, reports to cops as to Whom the address belonged to and arrests are being made for Price Gouging by these hoarding A**holes. |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2020 at 9:52pm
| I may need my "incase of emergency break glass" above the pot to get in for the 3 corn cobs inside. 2 red and a white. Use a red then a white to see if I really need the other red. What was used before TP? |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2020 at 10:02pm
| **high fives "ford8nwd" |
Posted By: Dave H
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 4:39am
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Great input there Ken. I was wondering if and when the two colors of corn cobs would be brought up. I been thinking of that procedure and if it has to be implemented, whether or not i have enough of that preparation H on hand.
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 6:05am
| Cobs, straw, phone books, sears and wards catalogs, newspapers, even a chamber pot with COLD well water and a rag, washed after each use. On the news last night LA Sanitation district is fighting pump clogs of scraps of cotton t-shirts. Once again people are too stupid for their own good. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 8:31am
 ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Andy E
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 8:45am
| No more sears catalogs available? |