A tractor...
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Topic: A tractor...
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: A tractor...
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2020 at 8:20pm
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George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old Allis Chalmers tractor. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tee stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Ned?', says George. 'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin **** out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.' 
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Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2020 at 9:11pm
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--- to a tractor. Good one. LOL ------------- 2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2020 at 1:43am
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???? I guess I ain't got the point,,,,,,yet,,,,
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2020 at 6:54am
Groannnn....but...  Joe, To a tractor = to attract her...see? See? Both pronounced 2 uh trak ter....see?
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2020 at 12:46pm
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The tractor won't laugh at him. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |