Thought of shameless this morning
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Topic: Thought of shameless this morning
Posted By: thendrix
Subject: Thought of shameless this morning
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2019 at 11:13am
Evie was sitting and reading a book. She looked at me fairly puzzled and said "daddy, what does break wind mean?"  I told her and she said "ok". A few minutes later she asked "daddy how many feet are in 3 meters?" I said "somewhere around 9 1/2". She said "DADDY! A FART CAN TRAVEL 9 1/2 FEET PER SECOND" ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2019 at 1:18pm
 Sounds like something Shameless would come up with.------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2019 at 2:30pm
| I wonder who did that important piece of research. Probably cost taxpayers a $million. Darrel |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2019 at 11:38pm
| lol...I can attest to how fast a fart can travel...just ask my old lady....oooooops…..I mean the loving wife! what kinda books are you letting Evie read???? |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2019 at 6:17am
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I think it's called joke splat. It's a book of kids jokes and little known facts. One of which being the speed of a fart ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2019 at 8:56am
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an if it got known, sum 1's is sub-sonic... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2019 at 3:00pm
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I don't care how far or how fast, it's the stink potential.... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2019 at 7:14pm
| Tyler...me thinks you're gonna have your hands REAL full with them little gals later on! |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 04 Nov 2019 at 7:44pm
| He will they are both redheads I do believe |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 1:09am
| rut-roh... |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 6:50am
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Yup... Both redheads. Same as their mother and grandmother. ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 3:25pm
| I am still pondering the speed factor here? Is that wet or dry?? |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 3:49pm
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I would assume dry. Moist air should be heavier/more dense and, therefore, slower ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 4:01pm
| LOL!!!! Just waiting on our buddy, Shameless to reply with the "proven result" test results! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 4:37am
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Smuggled out pic of Shameless in his youthful days trying out his bean mixture for the most gas... Maybe he had a buddy clock it...?   ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 8:33am
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Holy'ist Chit,,,JC,,,!!! that Dude,,,he gonna have him one heck of a rear end pain session,,,,mayhaps he tryin to burn out his hemmroiods,,,???
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 2:08pm
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Judging by the flame, I'm guessing this isn't his first time ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 4:26pm
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Possibly someone got a hemorrhoid facial off to the rear of him. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 9:13pm
| Saturday mornings in my young years, just before catikism classes at church I would eats a hearty breakfast of bacon/eggs/grapefruit. some mornings...the classes were cancelled! church kept calling plumbers! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2019 at 2:55am
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,,,,you DO gots a way with words,,you do,,,,
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2019 at 9:16am
Dj, I keeps thinkin that it was prolly a good thing none of em were lighting up to smoke while at 'catikism' class... or it woulda looked like the ol' devil had visited em... kaboom. Dang, i's pik'n on ol' Shamerz again ... maybe cuzz it is so friggen cold for November. ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |