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Topic: (H)
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: (H)
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2019 at 3:16pm
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A couple were sitting at a nice restaurant having dinner. A young tall lady with large parts walks by the husband and drudges up against him. She slid her arm over his shoulder as she walked past. The wife (a little upset) asks who was that? The husband replies that’s my mistress. The wife was first sad then mad and says I want a divorce. The husband asks are you gonna give up our big nice home with the pool and tennis courts and the beech house or your new BMW? She just went silent. A few minutes later she looks down at another table and sees a guy and gal having dinner. She asks, hey isn’t that Bill? Her husband says yes. She asks who is that woman with him. The husband replies that’s Bills mistress. She replies, well I think ours is much prettier. |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2019 at 10:48pm
 ,,,,Great recovery right there,,,,,,, |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2019 at 11:26pm
| LOL...I may hafta pull that on my old lady....ooooops….I mean my loving wife! |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2019 at 3:20pm
Hope that new cement dog has room for company in his area on the outside deck
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shameless dude wrote:Posted By: TimNearFortWorth
Date Posted: 01 May 2019 at 10:47am
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My mother used to be asked if it bothered her when my dad would glance at a good looking gal. Her reply to this was pretty straight forward; seems my dad told her many years earlier that she had no reason to worry, until he stopped looking as that meant he found something.
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