Tom Yaz
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Topic: Tom Yaz
Posted By: JohnCO
Subject: Tom Yaz
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2010 at 9:44am
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Tom, I lost (ok deleted) your e mail. Please send me another one with your address. The draper arrived yesterday with a PA return address, didn't think that was your home address. Will ship the belts next week. (as soon as I get an address) John ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
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Posted By: TomYaz
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2010 at 12:02pm
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I will send to you in strictest confidence via private message my home address from such where I run my business as much for it is run in an undisclosed location ever since my Great Uncle, King Koolata, was murdered forcing us to flee into hiding with his large fortune which we are hidding from Lord Obama and the Wookie. With the Lords blessing we hope to conclude most successfully the transaction to mutual benefit of ours. |
Posted By: RyanTN
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2010 at 4:17pm
| Tom--LOL! Nice one... |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2010 at 4:19pm
| Pretty durn funny LOL |
Posted By: GBACBFan
Date Posted: 30 Jul 2010 at 6:18pm
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Tom, do you raise beef? I read your post, and you sure seem like a bull shipper! LOL ------------- "The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Mark Twain |
Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 31 Jul 2010 at 12:16am
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So Tom, the address in Nigeria is the correct one to send the bundle of small denomination unmarked US dollars? I will cash the check you sent me and return the over amount ($9,000 US) as soon as the bank opens tomorrow. Thank you for the great offer, I'm sure we will be doing much more business in the future! P.S. Do you know why the postal authorities stopped by my home today with a warrant to search my home? ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: JoeO(CMO)
Date Posted: 31 Jul 2010 at 4:43am
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Tom Yaz, now that is one heck of a good excuse.
Oh, and BTW, can I copy it? ------------- |
Posted By: TomYaz
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2010 at 8:14pm
As a matter of fact I do. In lower swahililand cattle is wealth. We wish to flourish our herd wealth and seek more semen of bull. I would glady pay the upper most for your bull semen as it is in short supply do due the terrible bull semen poaching issue that you no doubt have heard on NPR. I would be glad to forward most urgently a sum of $10,000 for shipment of bull semen which would provide a most handsome profit and surely compensate for the most difficult hand milking of bull semen.
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