I ain’t sayin any names but
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Topic: I ain’t sayin any names but
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: I ain’t sayin any names but
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 5:44am
Some of y’all need to move to MO. I just saw the perfect village for you. Tightwad MO. I had to google it to see if it was real.
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Posted By: LeonR2013
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 6:27am
The way I heard it, somebody moved in from NM and renamed it. I don't know for sure who it was because it was before my time. Leon
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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 7:18am
If anyone from the forum here would anything to do with a town like that, it would be named "Frugal". Not tightwad. Just saying. Lol! Darrel
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 7:28am
The bank in Tightwad had to start charging for checking accounts several years ago due to so many people opening an account just to show people the check. I got a check from a guy in Chicago on the Tightwad Bank. He was originally from the KC area.
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 8:09am
GULP......,,,,,,,THad,!! Ya fount my home town Hidey Hole din'cha,,,?? They's only 6 families live there,,,and,,,,and,,,you gots to figure out who the other five are,,,,it gonna surprise ya'll,,,,,,,,,
(2016 census was 66 dedicated souls) (most of the other skinflints was hid out in the hills lookin after the stills) 
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 8:41am
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there.
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 10:30am
Yes Darrel I'm a frugal tightwad and proud of it. A penny saved is a penny earned without taxes. Now being a cheapskate is a whole nother animal. 
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 2:53pm
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. | Is that near peculiar?
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 5:42pm
Thad in AR. wrote:
Is that near peculiar? | Hey, hey, hey, now that's hitting close to home.
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 6:40pm
Thad in AR. wrote:
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. | Is that near peculiar? |
Haha. Nope, but if you’re heading to Tightwad and Toadsuck you go through Peculiar when leaving KC. Why your at it, you can head over to Cole Camp (I believe that’s it). Right at the interestion of “F” and “U”!
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 9:03pm
Thad in AR. wrote:
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. | Is that near peculiar? | Glad YOU brought it up before I did......
You really have to wonder how some of them towns got their names..... Can you shed some light on it JW?
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 9:38pm
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. |
Gosh Dang,,,,Scottie,,,,,that right there is a good one,,,,,Toadsuck,,,,,,wished I'da thought of that one,,,,,,,   
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 9:57pm
desertjoe wrote:
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our place.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. |
Gosh Dang,,,,Scottie,,,,,that right there is a good one,,,,,Toadsuck,,,,,,wished I'da thought of that one,,,,,,,   
Well,,Chit,,those was some interestin town names and for a bit I thought w ewas gettin legs pulled so I googled them and by golly them ARE towns in Mo,,,even Curious, Mo Well,,New mexico ain't gonna be left out,,,,ever heard of Truth Or Consequences, NM,,,,,yep,,,it's there |
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 10:17pm
How about Embareass? Mn got that...
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Posted By: knkrein1
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 10:46pm
As far as I know there is only one Hell and that is in Michigan and it's been around sense 1841.
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 6:13am
Now I've lived in Peculiar for 20 years but I grew up 25 miles South of Cherry Box, MO., it was a Mennonite settlement.
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 6:39am
Green Forest Arkansas is a little town that’s been taken over by Tyson Foods illegals. If you go there you can buy T-shirt’s that say London Paris Green Forest. All towns in Arkansas. Remember The TV show Evening Shade? that’s down by Strawberry. And I live in Busch which is just down from Beaver. Joe just so you know, Scottie has been to Busch.😆
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 7:26am
   ,,,,SAY,,,!!!,,,I'm likin all them town names like that ,,,I googled Curious, Mo and is an interestin story on how they wound up with thet name,,,so all them others prolly gots an interestin story to tell as well  The way I see it is that the town fathers wanted to make a statement and threw caution to the winds and said,,,"What The Heck" ,,,,it's kinda like ole Johnny namin his boy,,,Sue,,,ain't it,>> How bout it JC,,,it's your turn,,,,,  
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Posted By: fixer1958
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 7:29am
Not much of a little town. The bank of course and a few other small businesses... Bout 15-20 minutes outside of Clinton Mo on 7 highway. Up until a few years ago had been going through that town about 45 times a year since I was 14.
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 8:56am
I’m surprised at how many towns and counties in AR. And MO are the same and not far apart.
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 9:39am
Thad in AR. wrote:
Green Forest Arkansas is a little town that’s been taken over by Tyson Foods illegals. If you go there you can buy T-shirt’s that say London Paris Green Forest. All towns in Arkansas. Remember The TV show Evening Shade? that’s down by Strawberry. And I live in Busch which is just down from Beaver. Joe just so you know, Scottie has been to Busch.😆 | Well, now I know where I was that fateful day. After all those hairpin curves, I figured I was back in Tightwad. Whew. Wish I would have bought that C too!
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 9:46am
Our place is near the town if Lowry City, Mo. The wife’s grandmother won a contest for the phrase “Lowry City, Where the Ozarks Meets the Plains”. Phrase lives on today and every time I’m down there and look around, realize she nailed it perfect. And every time I get the itch to grow something I’m reminded that our ground is more rocky ozarks dirt vs the black dirt on the plains
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Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 9:50am
desertjoe wrote:
desertjoe wrote:
Scott B wrote:
Not far from our plac e.......can go right through the town of ToadSuck on the way there. |
Gosh Dang,,,,Scottie,,,,,that right there is a good one,,,,,Toadsuck,,,,,,wished I'da thought of that one,,,,,,,   
Well,,Chit,,those was some interestin town names and for a bit I thought w ewas gettin legs pulled so I googled them and by golly them ARE towns in Mo,,,even Curious, Mo Well,,New mexico ain't gonna be left out,,,,ever heard of Truth Or Consequences, NM,,,,,yep,,,it's there |
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And Joe, you got that trickery goin with Las Vegas too. Every time I’m out that way, my mind starts calculatin the geography trying to figure out how it is I’m so close to Las Vegas and the show girls
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 10:45am
It all comes to a Climax in Northern MN.
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 11:50am
chaskaduo wrote:
It all comes to a Climax in Northern MN. | But Conception Junction is in MO.
This is funny, as I read these it brings another to mind that I forgot about.
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 8:39pm
Today I watched online as the lady Wildcats of Licking, MO win their high school state quarterfinal basketball game.
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 9:21pm
Then there is INTERCOURSE, PA Where the Religious Right is demanding a name change.
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2019 at 10:50pm
Change to what, Missionary? 
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2019 at 2:47am
Ken in Texas wrote:
Then there is INTERCOURSE, PA Where the Religious Right is demanding a name change. |
Yeah,,Ken,,and,,I'm betting it is prolly "newcomers" that just moved in and now want to change what the locals have been living with for years and years,,,,,,
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2019 at 4:59am
Ken in Texas wrote:
Then there is INTERCOURSE, PA Where the Religious Right is demanding a name change. |
Yeah, You have to go through Blue Ball, then Intercourse, to get to Paradise, PA... 
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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2019 at 7:09am
DiyDave wrote:
Ken in Texas wrote:
Then there is INTERCOURSE, PA Where the Religious Right is demanding a name change. |
Yeah, You have to go through Blue Ball, then Intercourse, to get to Paradise, PA...  | isn't Climax in there somewhere too, kind of the same road. ? Darrel
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2019 at 8:15am
Say,,,this is as good a Geography course as you can get,,,,, Some more please,,,,, 
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Posted By: johnkc
Date Posted: 03 Mar 2019 at 9:34am
Then there is the town of Tickbite just down the road from our house in North Carolina
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 6:59am
I see they had a big gas explosion in Mexico Mo yesterday.
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 1:42pm
Lookout for middlesex N.J.
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 3:29pm
According to google
GEORGIA // CUMMING
IDAHO // SLICKPOO
LOUISIANA // UNEEDUS
MASSACHUSETTS // BELCHERTOWN
MICHIGAN // HELL
NEW JERSEY // LOVELADIES
NORTH CAROLINA // MOREHEAD
NORTH CAROLINA // WHYNOT
OKLAHMA // HOOKER
TENNESSEE // DIFFICULT
TEXAS // DING DONG
VERMONT // SATANS KINGDOM
VIRGINIA // BUMPASS
VIRGINIA //TIGHTSQUEEZE
WASHINGTON // TILLICUM
WISCONSIN // SPREAD EAGLE
WYOMING // CHUGWATER
Yep I'm bored, snowed in and cold out. 
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 10:10pm
Well Elliott, I'm not quite to that level yet, but it's getting closer....for now, I'm just COLD!!!
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 10:20pm
Back in CB days we renamed our little Stewart community in Texas to Scratch Ankle Texas. Our CB call letters were WSTL "Where Seed Ticks Live" I'm cold too
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2019 at 9:44am
I have a envelope with small B parts on my desk addressed to a forum member in CUMMING.GA. 30040
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Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2019 at 11:26am
As mentioned, MI has Hell. It's the only place on earth you can go from Hell to Paradise in a day's drive! We also have Climax......If it's on the way to Pennsylvania, no wonder some gals have trouble finding it! We also have Christmas. Idlewild. Maine has us all beat.....Cow  Corner!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2019 at 1:20pm
Yep it's on Google Maps. 
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