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Starting the day off good,,,,,,

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Topic: Starting the day off good,,,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Starting the day off good,,,,,,
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 11:16am
   

A beautiful woman can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?" "No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."    yuk, yuk, yuk,,,,,,,



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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 12:14pm
Baaaaaddd! LOL LOL LOL

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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 12:42pm
Gots to tell my mom this one! LOL

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 5:54pm
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜³

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1957 WD45 dad's first AC

1968 one-seventy

1956 F40 Ferguson


Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 10:41am
Was looking at some youtubes and this one popped up... man just watching them gals skippen with all that energy made me tired....
  just puttin this here cuz I don'ts feel like makin a new thread... and I knows ol' Joe wouldn't mind either.
[TUBE]MQrlBIMTzIM[/TUBE]


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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 11:22am
And Tom don't need no sunglasses either.

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 6:37pm
Thanks JC, that warmed am 'ol guy up on a cold day!!!  I don't think I ever had that much energy!!


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 9:09pm
and ya'll thoughts my nekkid farming was silly!


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 10:17pm
HOLY CHIT JC,,,,,,,,,,,I'm so out of breath!!!!  I need a respirator.......
Somebody get Joe some wraps, cause he's gonna chew his palms to ,,,,,,,,,, it's gonna be UGLY!!  WOW!!

Now,,,,,,,,what started this thread??????  OH yeah, a couple a tomatoes..... That's was a good one Joe!!


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"Allis-Express"
19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17


Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 2:28am
even some ol granpas still got some moves yet... 
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 9:08am
That's pretty good.  Must be the new dance craze??


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"Allis-Express"
19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17


Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 10:14am
Here's another one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmcT6ex-214" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmcT6ex-214

I'll watch, but I sure won't try it!!!


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 11:56am
There goes my heart again......I don't know if it's a heart attack or just racing really fast!!
DANG them girls can wiggle that,,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,them pants and them strong skinny legs...!

How come DJ hasn't been back here gnawing on his,,,,,,,er no,,,,,,,,,checking on who is laughing at his joke??  hehehe


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"Allis-Express"
19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 12:25pm
Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

There goes my heart again......I don't know if it's a heart attack or just racing really fast!!
DANG them girls can wiggle that,,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,them pants and them strong skinny legs...!

How come DJ hasn't been back here gnawing on his,,,,,,,er no,,,,,,,,,checking on who is laughing at his joke??Β  hehehe

Because them girls ain’t the first he’s seen that got in to the fire ants.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 1:07pm
Alberta Phils link...
[TUBE]hmcT6ex-214[/TUBE]


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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 1:15pm
Yes Ted J be careful watching that her battery might fail and the old ticker won't be able to make it on it's own


Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 4:04pm
I don't unerstand why they call it "shuffle dancin".  I thought that's what us older fellers did on the dance floor, and it don't look nuttin' like that!!


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 17 Feb 2019 at 5:57pm
Thas RIGHT Phil!!  An it's really shufflin!!

Apparently guys n gals don't dance together anymore??

Back in the day, that's CLOSE to the jitter bug.....I can't do that anymore either...I could MAYBE do the 'stroll'...


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"Allis-Express"
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 12:08am
Haven't seen thet Palm bitter on his thread here since he was talkin about his red tomaters...   JOE, Is YOUSE ALRIGHT???

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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 2:09am
He was on at 7:10pm 2/17 Sunday according to his member profile page under last visit.
All I can search up is this post that he started?  Odd??


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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 9:12am
 I'M HERE,,,,I'm here,,,I just been workin on some new material to keep youse guys interested,,,Ya know you can't let a great opportunity get by without takin a chunk out of it,,,,,,,,and thids site lets me do just that,,WinkWink 
  As far as work,,,,it hard to get anything done with your hands all bandaged up,,,,LOL (gonna have to do something bout JC,,tho,,him puttin all them young nubile gir,,,emmmm,,there I go again,,,,,JC,,!!!! (don't you dare stop tho)
  
  


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 9:19am
 Chit,,,lost my train of thought for a minute,,,,happenin more often,,seems like,,,,,,,
  Yeah,,I like to watch all them prettys dancin like that,,,I've always loved dancin,,fact is back in the day,, I won a couple of dance contests in high school and even used to get congrats when me and the wife used to frequent the dances they used to have around here,,,,Clap, THAT is one of the things that bothers her the most these days,,,,,Cry


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 12:16pm
Imagine this guy doing the jitterbug.
 


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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 9:07pm
[QUOTE=chaskaduo]
Imagine this guy doing the jitterbug.
 
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Dang,,,that right there looks like ole,,,WAIT A MINUTE,!!!!!,,,that sure looks like some mountain kin to ole Shameless,,,I'll bet this guy spends all his extra time tryin to outrun them revenooers,,,,,,,,, he,,,,he sure does look familar,,,don't he,,,???? ( I'm likin thet sassy lookin ribbon on his shirt,,,huh,,??)


Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 9:39pm
The t big feller looks just like thet little feller off to the left in the above reply... wonder who dat is???
Does ye know him Joe?        LOL


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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."


Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 9:54pm
Here are a couple of good 'ol country gals!!!

Even have a tractor (a Lanz)

https://youtu.be/0S_mGdkqQsU" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/0S_mGdkqQsU


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2019 at 2:37am
Wunderbar Thumbs Up

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp


Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2019 at 3:10am
Dad gum it I think I better call old Dc Tindle in the AM my favorite chiropractor. I think I threw my eye balls out watching them little old dollies. I remember when the old gal sorta looked like them sweeties. Then the kids started comming along. Does that mean it's my fault?????


Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2019 at 6:27pm
Don't know what wienie in dutch means, but here's what the translator sez:Wink


Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates Turn left (left turn, turn left) And turn around nicely Yes because exercise is healthy Bag to the ground (bag, bag) Turn right (turn right, turn right) And swing your arms back and forth Shake that ass again (hoelala) Go like a spear Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates Turn left (left turn, turn left) And turn around nicely Yes because exercise is healthy Bag to the ground (bag, bag) Turn right (turn right, turn right) And swing your arms back and forth Shake that ass again (hoelala) Go like a spear Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2019 at 7:44pm
did ya'll see that camel toe? whew!


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2019 at 8:36am
Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

did ya'll see that camel toe? whew!

  Chit Shameless,,,I was so upset with myself for havin missed thet camel toe,,,,and,,,and,,chit,,,I still ain't seen it even after forcin myself to watch thet video seven times,,,,,,,all I seen is two people dancin all over the countryside that look to be in love with each other ,,,,,,,Wink


Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2019 at 12:06pm
Joe just humor him an say yes.WinkWith most of us old farts not seeing so good, an then getting are eyes fixed.......... but I don't see him on that list.WinkWinkWink



Or maybe Confused no I would not want to think he is ConfusedConfusedConfused confused an.... an.......  saw it else where with that unlimited wifi.

Any way just nod an say yes. LOL  We would not want him madAngry, who know what rpm he would dial it up to then.LOL


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2019 at 12:22pm
He did anyways.

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp



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