Yeah,,,I saw that on Fox early this mornin,,,all them hosts were chompin down on bunches of free bacon from Mcdonalds,,,,,Ya see,,,I always carry 2-3 disguises in the car for sitiations like this,,,,go thru drive up once,,,, go around the block, change shirt and cap,,do it again,,,put on different cap and first shirt,,,,works for 4-5 times before they start lookin at you funny,,,so I calll it good and go on home,,,,chit I oughta be able to gather up a nice bunch before they rule me out,,,,,, But,,,but,,,I'll prolly do it again this afternoon on the way to go see Joyce,,,,she likes bacon too,,,,!!!!

 Did you already get your 1 1/2 pound yet,,,???   Remember YOU was the one taught me bout this disguise thingie,,,,,,

 Well,,,my curiosity got the best of me,,,,when I was headed out to go visit the wife this afternoon,,I pulled into McDonalds and ordered a tall glass of water,,,,,with a couple of rashers of bacon,,,,the young soundin girl takin my order asked me to please repeat,,,So,,I says,,,The ad on TV says McDonalds is giving away lots of bacon with ANY order so,,I want some bacon with my water,,,,, "Please pull around" she says

 When I get to her window,,,she says, "That will be $1.08",,,,WHAT,!!,,I say,,you gonna charge me for WATER,,??? She looks around for some help,,then tells me just pull over to next window,,,,, By then I am laughin so hard and this even younger guy tells me,,,"Sir,,we can't give you any bacon with,,just WATER,,,Is that OK,??"  I told him,,,Ole Shameless told me to pull this on Ya'll,, Grabbed my water and went on down the road,,,,,