Back when Shameless
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Topic: Back when Shameless
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Back when Shameless
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 11:29am
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Was hauling horses and driving the best truck he ever did, he rolled in to Artesia NewMexico. Late that afternoon he walked in the front door of a bar where Desert Joe worked. He staggered across the floor to a bar stool and says hey bartender gimme a beer. Joe says sorry but it looks like you’ve already had too much. Shameless leaves and a bit later walks in the side door, staggers across the floor to a stool. He says hey bar keep gimme a beer. Joe says sorry son but it appears you’re already intoxicated. Shameless leaves. Soon he comes in the back door and staggers upfront to the bar. He hops on a stool and says hey bar keep gimme a beer. Joe looks at him and says, if I get you anything it will be a cab. You’re drunk. Shameless looks at Joe and asks “do you work at every bar in town”? Lol |
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 12:47pm
| Good one Thad |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:14pm
| by the third time, I woulda pee'd in that bar keeps gas tank! |
Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:16pm
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Sheee-it Thad. You know they shut down entire Benton County when they even show a snowstorm on CNN (Continuous Negative News Network). When that snow machine points at you, every kid in the County gonna think your Santa Claus......... ------------- D17 Series 1 Allis B- 1939 Allis B- 1945 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:16pm
| oh....and by the way....the stables gots rid of them POS ferds and boughts a real truck with a Duramax, they said they can pass other vehicles while pulling a loaded horse trailer now! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:26pm
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Dang Thad,,,that right there is a Great one,,,,,,I'm gonna save it to tell it to ole Shameless next time I see him,,,,,,,  You,,,,,DO,,,,,KNOW,,,,,you is settin yourself up for a possible GOLIATH pokin fun at ole Shameless,,,don'cha,,?? BUt ,,I LOVE it,,,,
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:28pm
Hee, hee, hee, HEE, hee, hee (music) I gots a lockin gas cap on all my trks includin the 4 Fords,,,,,,
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shameless dude wrote:Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:33pm
| ever lose the keys to all them caps? |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 2:36pm
They bought a duramax with a real truck eh? The real truck must be that new powerhouse power stroke. That way they can still horses while the duramax gets them ball joints replaced. Smart fellers. |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 6:31am
Hopefully y’all can keep him occupied til after Christmas. I don’t want to get stuck in tha house with little Haley Sue n the boys. I can’t take them to the shop cause Jenn’s Ashamed of the mess and I got sharp dangerous chit everywhere. |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 1:03pm
Every time I see the heading, "Back when Shameless" the next words I think are coming are 'was little, what a holy terror he waz...'------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 4:01pm
| I was one of them JC....but very seldom gots caught! (some say I still is one)! |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 5:50pm
| I thought you was gonna say, back when shameless was YOUNG?? I'm betting I'm the only one older than him on this site. Got's no hobby's, got's no vice's, got's no money, old gal sees to all three of the above. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 9:25pm
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Naw Tom, you're even younger than me and I know quite a few that makes us youngsters... Thad, I thought it was gonna read.......... Back when Shameless........... was a GOOD boy. An then said it was all just a joke........I'd a said you was lyin even then!! I know for a fact that he wasn't even good when he was dead asleep!! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:22am
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Tom I hear tell you got a goat or two. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:45am
Tom I’m fairly sure that ole Creston and I are the only two on here that didn’t know Sitting Bull and Buffalo Bill personally. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 11:46am
| mannnnn...I gotta go sharpen my stick! whew! |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:21pm
But with all that vacation time and everybody pilling on where do start poking????????????
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 11:17pm
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HEY,,,,,This chit is gettin GOOOOOddddddd,,,,,!!!!!
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 11:26pm
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Better get a few extras,,,,,,,you're gonna need em before years end. Not that I'M gonna do anything to make you wanna use it. I'VE been a good boy since I was little,,,,,,,an if you don't believe me, just ask me. Or ask DJ,,,,,he knows an honest face when he sees one. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Darrell G (MN)
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 6:35am
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Lady walks into a bar caring a duck, Barkeep says we don't allow pigs in here, she said that's not a pig it's a duck, Barkeep say's I was talking to the duck. Now ole Shameless and his WI sidekick will have something wise to say. |
Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 7:36am
I wanna know which one(Ted or Shameless) was dressed as the duck and which one was dressed as a lady 
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 8:41am
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Or ask DJ,,,,,he knows an honest face when he sees one. Yeah, thanks Ted,,,I gotta look at this mug every day too,,,,,,,,,, |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 2:49pm
| Man it's getting DEEP around here |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 12:55pm
And as my Aunt used to say about her GM product it would pass anything on the highway except a gas station
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