government study facts
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Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: government study facts
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 10:55pm
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently,and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows,and to everyones relief,confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However,during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds beaks and claws.By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks,while only 2% were killed by impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He quickly concluded the cause:When crows eat road kill,they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah",not a single one could shout "Truck". ------------- Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel. |
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2018 at 10:57pm
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Posted By: KJCHRIS
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2018 at 12:02am
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2018 at 4:51am
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