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Topic: Walmartians...
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: Walmartians...
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 7:39pm
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 9:04pm
OMG!  And they BREED!!


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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 9:28pm
They breed and they vote, and we pay for it.

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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 10:53pm
I almost wanna carry a barf bag when I go into wally worlds anymore! there are some that since all them idiots have been put on you tube, they wanna be on them too! the weirdest the better according to them!


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 12:19am
I don't know, I kinda liked the one that was using overhanging bellie fat for a loincloth in the moo moo.


Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 5:51am
Just guessing but I bet she'd be easy had

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Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 9:32am
wow! look at all the laughs I's missin' 'cause I never go to a Walmart!!


Posted By: Brian Jasper co. Ia
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 2:49pm
I rarely go to Wal-Mart anymore because I'm told I tend to say the wrong things some days...

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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 2:56pm
Originally posted by Brian Jasper co. Ia Brian Jasper co. Ia wrote:


I rarely go to Wal-Mart anymore because I'm told I tend to say the wrong things some days...


I kinda figure if they don't know then somebody needs to tell them

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan


Posted By: mdm1
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 4:46pm
And everyone thinks the ocean is the last frontier!Wink

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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 5:14pm
Tyler...go find her, let us all know if she's easy? I thinks Ted or Joe wants to know!


Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:07pm
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:14pm
Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

Tyler...go find her, let us all know if she's easy? I thinks Ted or Joe wants to know!


I'll do a lot for a lot of people....... But that ain't one of them

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:17pm
Originally posted by thendrix thendrix wrote:

Just guessing but I bet she'd be easy had
Exactly what I was thinking. Slather some Karo over an ear of field corn and she'd probably be ready for just about anything. After she was done eating.


Posted By: marion
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 8:22pm
she's probably shoplifting a pot roast under that slab of beef
 
probably where my car keys and tv remote is I cant find
 
saw one about 10 years back and belly was hanging out from under shirt about to her knees and she had a fishing lure for a belly button ring, I told one of my help to check out the hotie on isle 10, I didn't want to be the only one to go blind that day


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 May 2018 at 8:30pm
Just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!

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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 5:47am
Common sense isn't too common any more, is it....? Darrel


Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 6:36am
She might be easy to persuade to be had.....but not so easy to actually, uh, "have".


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 5:32pm
Beauty is only a light switch away.


Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 6:13pm
Originally posted by Walker Walker wrote:

Beauty is only a light switch away.


The only problem with the light switch is it's not a girdle

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 7:59pm
Originally posted by thendrix thendrix wrote:

Originally posted by Walker Walker wrote:

Beauty is only a light switch away.


The only problem with the light switch is it's not a girdle
Well then just flip the bellie fat flap up and over face before you reach for the switch. A man's got to know his limitations before going in. Clint Eastwood said that.


Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 23 May 2018 at 11:28pm
Warm in the winter.  
 Shaded in the summer.
 Never need Crisco.
 More bounce to the ounce.
 More fun per ton.



Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 26 May 2018 at 6:06am
Went to wal mart last night after work. Every crazy person on the planet had to a been in there. There was one guy in there that would have made everyone in the pictures posted above look "not too bad." A true wal martian, he was. If I would have known what I was going to see before I looked, I wouldn't have looked.
yeeeeee-owwwwww-zers. Horrible experience. I am scarred for life. Darrel


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 26 May 2018 at 5:38pm
Originally posted by darrel in ND darrel in ND wrote:

Went to wal mart last night after work. Every crazy person on the planet had to a been in there. There was one guy in there that would have made everyone in the pictures posted above look "not too bad." A true wal martian, he was. If I would have known what I was going to see before I looked, I wouldn't have looked.
yeeeeee-owwwwww-zers. Horrible experience. I am scarred for life. Darrel
You can usually find enough of the well dressed crowd over at Goodwill to begin the healing process.



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