Good Mornin,,,,
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Topic: Good Mornin,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Good Mornin,,,,
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 8:07am
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Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there." Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman. The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made mad passionate love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman. Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow." |
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Posted By: ihc pickups
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 8:21am
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That right there is funny. ------------- Mike |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 8:36am
 ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: ac45dave
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 10:10am
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That there is just too funny. ------------- 54 wd-45gas ; 56 wd-45d N/F w/fact p/s ; 63 d-17 sIII N/F gas ; 60 D14 N/F ; 67 d-17 sIV N/F gas ; 63D15 sII W/F; 39rc#667 ; 2021 massey 4710 fwa ; gravely 2 wheel tractors |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 6:01pm
Consider that one stolen and re-posted...
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 6:16pm
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