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Topic: More Funnies
Posted By: TomYaz
Subject: More Funnies
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2010 at 8:11pm
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
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Posted By: DREAM
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2010 at 9:24pm
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Yeah! That's right! Dang little whipper-snappers.
Seriously, my kids' handwriting looks like he's 4. He's 22! He never learned how to write properly, because they let them use computers for almost everything. Too much technology can be a bad thing. I say this as i'm sitting here typing away in front of my laptop like every other computer geek! LOL!
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Posted By: Leonard
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2010 at 10:53pm
I'm with you Tom, bring back vinyl, 3 tv stations and good am radio. LOL
Leonard
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Posted By: Bob D. (La)
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2010 at 4:30am
Leonard, Don't go too far. We loose internet and we'll all die early of heart attacks due to loss of this Allis Forum. LOL God Bless
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Posted By: JohnThomas
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2010 at 5:34am
Tom..your on the right track, but....what was the tape deck and Atari thing you had? And TV? A TV Guide? What was that for? We never saw a TV until we went into the Service and one was at the YMCA. We'd all head there soon as we were let on Liberty.....And phone? Hell, I had to make an appointment via mail with my girlfriend thru the FPO a month in advance so I could talk to her on that public phone in town by the Post Office! And that would cost me 1/2 a months Navy pay!
And never mind the outside toilet and the one room, one Teach school house with the wood stove and razor strap.
I think you had it made! LOL!!!
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Life is short...Make haste to be kind
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