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    Posted: 24 Oct 2018 at 8:37pm
Jose and Carlos are beggars They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day .

Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose,"I work just as long and hard as you do, 
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" 

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" 

Carlos looks at his sign and reads, "'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'"

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks. 

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose. 

Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
 Jose shows him..... Sign say

 ONLY NEED $10 more to return to MEXICO


Edited by Coke-in-MN - 24 Oct 2018 at 8:38pm
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