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    Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 11:39am
Sitting here watching this young gal give them. Shes right across the drive way from us. $1.00 per minute.   If I dont get to smelling too bad, I'm thinking about getting 1. She sits ya in a chair and it looks like she used her whole body twisting and turning to give them.
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How do you social distance doing that ?  Mask ?  LOL
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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If she's pretty enough I'd say risk it
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Ya, sometimes I only want a 27 minute massage. LOL Wink
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Happy Endings??
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I tried the massage thing once ...long time ago, and was not impressed. just my 2-cents.
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sounds more like a lap dance to me!
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 Well,,,you know at first,, $1.00 a minute don't sound like too awful much,,but us older fellars gots to have at least a 1/2 hour,,,you know to make sure she "gets" everything,,,,NOW we talkin bout $30,,!! She gonna have to be real Easy On The Eyes and be really great with her hands,,,and,,,,and,,no pinchin in the butt either,,,,,at least where nobody else can see,,,,,ClapClap
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She is, she was, and she didn't. I've still got 1 real sore spot on my back that radiates out in my right arm. I'm gonna see if she can fix that this AM. Dang the mosquito population is pretty large around this lake.

Edited by HD6GTOM - 04 Jul 2020 at 9:15am
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What!!! She don't swat em for ya. Wink
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Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow. She found 3 real sore spots in my back today. Dang did the poking in those 3 places hurt. I can raise my left arm above my head tonight.   I could not do that 2 days ago. And she found a vertabray in my neck causing me a lotta pain. She told me "if I had my table, I could really get you fixed up". She is going to take it to the what Cheer flea mkt next month. Maybe she can get some of the kinks/pains outta me back yet. This gal was from southern California, a beach baby. She could still pass for 1.
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Did she have on short shorts?
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Not the shorties, but nice. Our pal Jim and her is getting hitched up in the near future. Will make a nice couple.
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Place i used to work at the secretary luved to give massages, her big jugs always helped too ,, funny how that happened
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Times must have really changed, where I grew up anytime you heard, or read/saw the word ‘massage’ it was followed by the word ‘parlor’.
I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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  Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow.

 Tom,,I expect you'll be on the 7th time by the time you post again,,,,,,them massages, expecially administered bu a cute madam wearin nuttin but short shorts ,,,,can sure become additive,,,,,,REAL addictive,,,,,LOLLOLLOL

 ps,,don't give out your check info,,,,!!
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