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HD6GTOM
Orange Level Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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Posted: 03 Jul 2020 at 11:39am |
Sitting here watching this young gal give them. Shes right across the drive way from us. $1.00 per minute. If I dont get to smelling too bad, I'm thinking about getting 1. She sits ya in a chair and it looks like she used her whole body twisting and turning to give them.
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 77706 |
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How do you social distance doing that ? Mask ?
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4736 |
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If she's pretty enough I'd say risk it
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Ya, sometimes I only want a 27 minute massage.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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DMiller
Orange Level Access Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Hermann, Mo Points: 29479 |
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Happy Endings??
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FloydKS
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: S E Kansas Points: 7891 |
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I tried the massage thing once ...long time ago, and was not impressed. just my 2-cents.
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Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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sounds more like a lap dance to me!
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13358 |
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Well,,,you know at first,, $1.00 a minute don't sound like too awful much,,but us older fellars gots to have at least a 1/2 hour,,,you know to make sure she "gets" everything,,,,NOW we talkin bout $30,,!! She gonna have to be real Easy On The Eyes and be really great with her hands,,,and,,,,and,,no pinchin in the butt either,,,,,at least where nobody else can see,,,,,
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HD6GTOM
Orange Level Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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She is, she was, and she didn't. I've still got 1 real sore spot on my back that radiates out in my right arm. I'm gonna see if she can fix that this AM. Dang the mosquito population is pretty large around this lake.
Edited by HD6GTOM - 04 Jul 2020 at 9:15am |
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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What!!! She don't swat em for ya.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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HD6GTOM
Orange Level Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow. She found 3 real sore spots in my back today. Dang did the poking in those 3 places hurt. I can raise my left arm above my head tonight. I could not do that 2 days ago. And she found a vertabray in my neck causing me a lotta pain. She told me "if I had my table, I could really get you fixed up". She is going to take it to the what Cheer flea mkt next month. Maybe she can get some of the kinks/pains outta me back yet. This gal was from southern California, a beach baby. She could still pass for 1.
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Red Bank
Orange Level Access Joined: 18 Apr 2018 Location: Germanton NC Points: 1049 |
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Did she have on short shorts?
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HD6GTOM
Orange Level Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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Not the shorties, but nice. Our pal Jim and her is getting hitched up in the near future. Will make a nice couple.
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DougG
Orange Level Joined: 20 Sep 2009 Location: Mo Points: 7943 |
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Place i used to work at the secretary luved to give massages, her big jugs always helped too ,, funny how that happened
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Lars(wi)
Orange Level Access Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Permian Basin Points: 6630 |
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Times must have really changed, where I grew up anytime you heard, or read/saw the word ‘massage’ it was followed by the word ‘parlor’.
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13358 |
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Gonna try a 3rd time tomorrow. Tom,,I expect you'll be on the 7th time by the time you post again,,,,,,them massages, expecially administered bu a cute madam wearin nuttin but short shorts ,,,,can sure become additive,,,,,,REAL addictive,,,,, ps,,don't give out your check info,,,,!!
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