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    Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 2:04am
while I was at that consignment sale yesterday, I was sitting on a trailer hitch across the way from that Massey 4x4 tractor, several fellas came and looked at it, and several were pointing down under the engine area and shaking their heads noooooo. I paid attention to the ones that were looking at it, and every one of them had that same head shake when they looked at different areas of the tractor. so I figgered maybe i'll let that one pass too cuz when I went over and looked the same places they were, I didn't see anything wrong...I think! lol anyways...I went back over to that trailer hitch and sat down, just a few minutes later a young gal...(20's) came walking past, she was skinny, and had legs from the ground...clear up to her a..!then I saw the no bra part and she was pointing her way around! then I saw 2 fellas walking with their heads cranked around watching her and then they walked smack dab into the side of that Massey tractor!!!! LMAO
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote klinemar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 6:15am
That was a funny story! Went to a tractor show with some friend's and saw a couple walking holding hands.The gal had a very big pair of mammary's!When she walked they swung to and fro. After they got far away one friend said " them's swingers"!

Edited by klinemar - 21 Aug 2022 at 6:19am
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thats the best part of any "SHOW".
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DougG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 8:39am
Alot of power in those braless and- swingers= I used to tell my wife why do women go braless or dress provoctly, she was always , oh they dont even realize men looking - oh yes they do - they know the power there! working at Maytag a chick always wore a tight tank top , had huge fake ones and was at point 8 hours straight- it was a sight, 

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Maytag sounds like a good place to work

Oh yeah they know. They're not stupid. I believe some do it just to catch you looking and then get offended. Of course then you can give them the "well yeah dumbass" answer
"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Was at Homedepot yesterday. I just happen to notice a nice looking not provocative dressed lady standing in line to pay.
As a carpenter I guesstimated some measurements.
I don’t believe she could step sideways through a 2’ door without either rubbing her shoulder blades or her swingers.or both
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Real nice ! Another note , the sectetary at another place I worked had huge naturals , her desk was lower for some reason - she always wore low cut boobie tops , she was a tease but I finally got in there ! Ah the fun days

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DougG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 3:36pm
OMG , THE MEMORIES- working construction as a Laborer, this gal was working with us , was gone a few days , came back to work and kinda let everyone know she got a boob job, finally at lunch one day she broke and - just said - so do any of you perverts want to see them ? And out they came ,, of coarse we all did , just didnt know how to go about it - luv those gals
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BUTT, BUTT, BUTT......... i refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me !  Wink
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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When i was a chef I had a gal working for me with a huge pair of naturals and she would come into my office and put one on either side of my ears while I was at my desk and tell me she was resting them Never had a problem with that.
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LOL, Oh The Stories we have!! Knew and Know several Ladies that had 'Enhancements' to flatter themselves or please the Hubs/Boyfriends.  OK I get that, even the ones looking to garner a Sexually Offended suit against the gawkers I get but the natural ones will always be the ones I prefer.  More than a mouthful is still wasted unless feeding a pair of new born twins or triplets!!  Can only fondle them so long and they tire of 'Playfulness' so again, prefer the less built to the faked Hoobs (HUGE Boobs)!
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Yeah and they say guys have an ego.
If the guys aren't walking straight on into a building at 20-40 or higher
they don't 'have it' anymore.

I admit I drove my truck into a concrete post buying a rose I didn't need 
from a 20 or so hot thing when I was 22. New truck. Parts were very hard to find.
I didn't tell the insurance company because I was to be embarrassed and ate the cost
of the bumper and grill. I knew I was a total dumbass.

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Back in High School days there was a very attractive girl who used to sun herself in her bikini. Neighbor guy had a crush on her and would drive by in his dad's pickup and gawk. One day he drove off into the swamp and buried dad's pickup! Walked home and called a friend to help pull the pickup out as dad was at work. The girls dad had tractors and I'm sure her brother would have pulled the guy out laughing all the while. The girls dad and brother were friends and I knew better than to gawk or ask her out!

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Local high school had to find a new place for cheerleaders to practice. There is a small lawn 20 feet by 100 feet between front of school and sidewalk that they use. Lots of accidents in front of school, usually someone one smashes into the car in front of them . Usually a guy.

A local wholesale house has a high end sales person for faucets, Plumbing fixtures. She is very well put together. When she knows she has clients scheduled she wears low cut dresses you can practically see through. She makes lots of money at her job . If I come to her with a problem she is always either bending over in front of me or leaning over her desk . Problem always seems to go away.
You only need to know 3 things to be a plumber;Crap rolls down hill,Hot is on the left and Don't bite your fingernails

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 Hey Wayne,,,you was one lucky dude,,,,!! 
   Well,,Ive always had a hankerin for the smaller sized ones as they DO have lots more "feeling" in em and,,,,and,,,that's good,,,,,!!Wink
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