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    Posted: 16 Jul 2018 at 11:58am
LEMON PICKER 

Looking for a good job in Florida??🤗👍
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs most Americans are not willing to do. 
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a ‘liberal arts’ degree from the University of Michigan and has been a ‘social worker’ and a ‘school teacher’. 
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times,owned two Chrysler's, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She starts in the morning! 😀

Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something.
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YEP............ THATS FUNNY !!! and true !
Trump Is Not A Lib or Conserv, He's a "Pragmatist." (someone who is practical and focused on reaching a goal. Has a straightforward, matter-of-fact approach and doesn't let emotion distract him or her
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LOL HAHAHA!!
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