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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18786 |
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Posted: 09 Dec 2019 at 7:23pm |
It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes. |
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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whew!
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JC-WI
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33780 |
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Boy, is that snow going around fast... but the snow ain't melting! Dang thet shameless... in colluzion with them ruskies to get thet Siberian winds to come down an over us... GBBBBRRRRRRR
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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I imagine if you'da flopped on your back and made a snow angel, all hell woul'da broke lose. |
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13522 |
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AW CHIT,,,!! JC,,,,colluzion,,,,and,,even worst colluzion with them Rooskies,,,????,,,,Ya reckon he gonna wanna claim the 5th or the 6th,,,,,???
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JC-WI
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33780 |
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0 degrees this morning, 4 degrees at noon, well almost noon... How much more evidence do ye need to know ol' Shamers is calluden with them siberian huskies..aw , I mean shiberin rrruskies.... more evidence than three ears of nadlers , peeloisi and the schitt has on the 45th...
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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