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desertjoe 
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 Topic: I KNEW it was time,,,,,
Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 8:22pm |
For another good one,,,,, The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi
Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will
now be possible for a man to literally pour himself at stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day.......There is
more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 8:24pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !
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DiyDave
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 9:00pm |
methinks biteme is already there... 
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 25 Nov 2020 at 9:28pm |
im just hoping its a LONG TIME before I get there !
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Ted J
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 4:52am |
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 4:53am |
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But at least the old guys won’t be rollin out of bed.😂
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 9:51am |
Joe, is it just a coincidence that you came up with this just after being in that hippie van? Inquiring minds want to know.  It is definitely a funny one though.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 12:30pm |
Actually,,,,Hubert,,,,that was posted by A WOMAN on another forum I frequent,,,,,,UMMmmm,,,I just HAD to send her a PM and tell her how much I enjoyed her post,,,and,,,,and,,,all them nasty suppositions,,,,,, (gnawing on palms,,,,)
Edited by desertjoe - 26 Nov 2020 at 12:32pm
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john(MI)
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Posted: 26 Nov 2020 at 12:44pm |
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I don't care! I'll be happy with that!!!
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