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   "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
 The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
 "Yes, Father, it is."
 "And who was the girl you were with?"
 "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
 "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
 "I cannot say."
 "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
 "I'll never tell."
 "Was it Nina Capelli?"
 "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
 "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
 "My lips are sealed."
 "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
 "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

 The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I 
admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar
 boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
 Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
 "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

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john(MI) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9263	Post Options Post Reply Quote john(MI) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Humor! or at least a smile! Posted: 12 Oct 2019 at 6:07pm
	"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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	Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.

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	I always wondered how those catholic boys found the girls.

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