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Good Friends, Mom and Daughter

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    Posted: 1 hour 19 minutes ago at 2:25pm
They work not too far from here, and I speak to them fairly often, see them fairly regularly.  Momma is married and they enjoy each other a lot, Daughter was Moping around some so I asked what up, she just set up with a Boy Friend of some time and started voicing some issues with her Beau.  So I Pried that open some.  

After speaking to the Youngun, she was feeling better as to the young man, explained in my lack of candor that Males are literally the Simplest life form and appreciate DIRECT approach.  Her Mother was Listening In!  As I finished laying out she is not experiencing anything any grown woman has of Males, Momma came over and smiled and noted She wished I had been around 214 years ago as she started dating her fella, they had some rough goes at it until she heard my rundown and remembered when a different old Fella also hit on Males are Simple Creatures, need Simple Affections, Simple Attentions, she had forgotten that.

Looked at Both, straight on unblinking, told them a really simple hack into a man's soul.  Just once in awhile walk up behind them, both arms around them and squeeze lightly, lay head against them.  Man will ask what do You Want, just tell him Just a Squeeze, and to see where that goes.
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