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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13361 |
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Posted: 03 Jan 2023 at 10:19am |
LOU, LOU, LOU,,,,,since I been alone for what,,,one year and 5 months,,(510 days),it pretty dang difficult to keep your mind between the sheets,,,,ER,,,I didn't say that,,,,? did I,,?? NOT WHAT I MEANT,,,,,!!!!Kinda haRD to keep, CHIT,,there I go again!!!!Ya'll KNOW,,,I used to NOT be like this but,,,,BY THE WAY,,,,I sent her a PM,,,see if she'll answer,,,chit with all them "Rowdy" jokes she's got on her mind,,,she might just be one of them nympho gals ,,,and I'd be in deep chit,!!,,,BYE,,,,,
Edited by desertjoe - 03 Jan 2023 at 10:21am |
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LouSWPA
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Oh common Joe, you didn't take the bait! LOL
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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desertjoe
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ACTUALLY,,,,,,,,it was a woman that posted these and especially the "randy" ones,,,and I would like to meet that one,,,,,she sounds to be an "interesting" one,,,,,,with,,,,with an "open" frame of mind,,,, I really liked the one describing her legs,,,,(chewing on palms now),,,,,,BYE,,,,
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DMiller
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I was thinking Two women on the rag in same house, same time.
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jaybmiller
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What's the penalty for being a bigamist ? TWO Mother-in-laws !!!
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LouSWPA
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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Ron(AB)
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Ha, ha, ha...
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Thad in AR.
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Happy New Year Joe and the rest of tha misfits.
I enjoy the funnies. |
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steve(ill)
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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desertjoe
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desertjoe
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#3 Is your name Jingle Bells?
Cause it looks like your ready to go all the way. ~ What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses. ~ What do female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh? They go into town and blow a few bucks. ~ What's the most disappointing thing for a lover on Christmas morning? When they get a sweater, but they were hoping for a screamer or moaner. ~ What does a man who had a vasectomy have in common with a Christmas tree? Their balls are both decorative. ~ What happened when the Grinch tried Viagra? He grew three sizes that day. ~ What does Santa say when he reaches climax? Oh, oh, OH! |
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desertjoe
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#2WARNING, these are a little 'randy' Why doesn't Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year & its down the chimney ~ My left leg is Thanksgiving, my right leg is Christmas. My husband wants to visit between the holidays. ~ Why are Christmas trees better than men? Even the small ones give you satisfaction. ~ Why does Santa always land on the roof? He likes it on top. |
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