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    Posted: 10 Jan 2020 at 8:20pm
George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old Allis Chalmers tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tee stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Ned?', says George.

'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin **** out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'Wink

Edited by DiyDave - 10 Jan 2020 at 8:30pm
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--- to a tractor. Good one. LOL
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   ???? I guess I ain't got the point,,,,,,yet,,,,
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Groannnn....but...
Joe,
To a tractor = to attract her...see? See? Both pronounced 2 uh trak ter....see?

Edited by Tbone95 - 11 Jan 2020 at 6:55am
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The tractor won't laugh at him. Wink
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