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    Posted: 17 Dec 2018 at 11:29am
Was hauling horses and driving the best truck he ever did, he rolled in to Artesia NewMexico. Late that afternoon he walked in the front door of a bar where Desert Joe worked. He staggered across the floor to a bar stool and says hey bartender gimme a beer. Joe says sorry but it looks like you’ve already had too much.
Shameless leaves and a bit later walks in the side door, staggers across the floor to a stool. He says hey bar keep gimme a beer. Joe says sorry son but it appears you’re already intoxicated. Shameless leaves. Soon he comes in the back door and staggers upfront to the bar. He hops on a stool and says hey bar keep gimme a beer. Joe looks at him and says, if I get you anything it will be a cab. You’re drunk. Shameless looks at Joe and asks “do you work at every bar in town”? Lol
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Good one Thad
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by the third time, I woulda pee'd in that bar keeps gas tank!
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Sheee-it Thad.  You know they shut down entire Benton County when they even show a snowstorm on CNN (Continuous Negative News Network).  When that snow machine points at you, every kid in the County gonna think your Santa Claus.........
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oh....and by the way....the stables gots rid of them POS ferds and boughts a real truck with a Duramax, they said they can pass other vehicles while pulling a loaded horse trailer now!
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 Dang Thad,,,that right there is a Great one,,,,,,I'm gonna save it to tell it to ole Shameless next time I see him,,,,,,,ClapClap
 You,,,,,DO,,,,,KNOW,,,,,you is settin yourself up for a possible GOLIATH pokin fun at ole Shameless,,,don'cha,,??  BUt ,,I LOVE it,,,,LOLLOL
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

by the third time, I woulda pee'd in that bar keeps gas tank!

 Hee, hee, hee, HEE, hee, hee (music) I gots a lockin gas cap on all my trks includin the 4 Fords,,,,,,ClapClap
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ever lose the keys to all them caps?
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

oh....and by the way....the stables gots rid of them POS ferds and boughts a real truck with a Duramax, they said they can pass other vehicles while pulling a loaded horse trailer now!

They bought a duramax with a real truck eh? The real truck must be that new powerhouse power stroke. That way they can still horses while the duramax gets them ball joints replaced. Smart fellers.
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Originally posted by Scott B Scott B wrote:


Sheee-it Thad.  You know they shut down entire Benton County when they even show a snowstorm on CNN (Continuous Negative News Network).  When that snow machine points at you, every kid in the County gonna think your Santa Claus.........

Hopefully y’all can keep him occupied til after Christmas. I don’t want to get stuck in tha house with little Haley Sue n the boys. I can’t take them to the shop cause Jenn’s Ashamed of the mess and I got sharp dangerous chit everywhere.
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Every time I see the heading, "

Back when Shameless

" the next words I think are coming are 'was little, what a holy terror he waz...'   LOL
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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I was one of them JC....but very seldom gots caught! (some say I still is one)!
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I thought you was gonna say, back when shameless was YOUNG??   I'm betting I'm the only one older than him on this site. Got's no hobby's, got's no vice's, got's no money, old gal sees to all three of the above.
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Naw Tom, you're even younger than me and I know quite a few that makes us youngsters...

Thad, I thought it was gonna read..........
Back when Shameless...........
was a GOOD boy.  An then said it was all just a joke........I'd a said you was lyin even then!!  I know for a fact that he wasn't even good when he was dead asleep!!
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Tom I hear tell you got a goat or two.
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Originally posted by HD6GTOM HD6GTOM wrote:

I thought you was gonna say, back when shameless was YOUNG??   I'm betting I'm the only one older than him on this site. Got's no hobby's, got's no vice's, got's no money, old gal sees to all three of the above.

Tom I’m fairly sure that ole Creston and I are the only two on here that didn’t know Sitting Bull and Buffalo Bill personally.
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mannnnn...I gotta go sharpen my stick! whew!
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

mannnnn...I gotta go sharpen my stick! whew!

But with all that vacation time and everybody pilling on where do start poking????????????WinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWinkLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL   
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 HEY,,,,,This chit is gettin GOOOOOddddddd,,,,,!!!!!Wink
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Better get a few extras,,,,,,,you're gonna need em before years end.  Not that I'M gonna do anything to make you wanna use it.  I'VE been a good boy since I was little,,,,,,,an if you don't believe me, just ask me.  Or ask DJ,,,,,he knows an honest face when he sees one.
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Lady walks into a bar caring a duck, Barkeep says we don't allow pigs in here, she said that's not a pig it's a duck, Barkeep say's I was talking to the duck. Now ole Shameless and his WI sidekick will have something wise to say.
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Originally posted by Darrell G (MN) Darrell G (MN) wrote:

Lady walks into a bar caring a duck, Barkeep says we don't allow pigs in here, she said that's not a pig it's a duck, Barkeep say's I was talking to the duck. Now ole Shameless and his WI sidekick will have something wise to say.

I wanna know which one(Ted or Shameless) was dressed as the duck and which one was dressed as a lady
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  Or ask DJ,,,,,he knows an honest face when he sees one.

   Yeah, thanks Ted,,,I gotta look at this mug every day too,,,,,,,,,,WinkWink
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Man it's getting DEEP around here
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

oh....and by the way....the stables gots rid of them POS ferds and boughts a real truck with a Duramax, they said they can pass other vehicles while pulling a loaded horse trailer now!
And as my Aunt used to say about her GM product it would pass anything on the highway except a gas station
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