porch pirates...

Saw this on the news, last night, typical of what happens, around here... Wink

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I'd say the delivery service is on the hook for the stolen parcel as they didn't get a signature. Least that's what happens up here, north of the 49th.

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I really liked the exploding poop lined package booby traps, that is FUNNY as All Get Out!!

That's great, I love it! Thumbs Up

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many years ago, every Christmas I would gather sum soup from my buddies hog pit, puts it ina open topped can/container and place it ina box that was all prettied up. we'd go to the local mall and place it ona trunk of any car in the lot, walk away aways and watch! the best out of many was the older gal dressed in her mink, hair stacked up on top of her head, and grabbing that box, putting it in her bright white shiny Caddy. she was kinda upset (could tell by the yelling) after she gots the box opened and what was in there spilled out in her lap! she gots out throwing that box over a few vehicles parked next to her and her trying to wipe the brown goo off her dress. my chest and tummy hurt so bad from laughing....but I did it again the next year...was funny cuz it had the same results!

desertjoe wrote:

shameless dude wrote:

many years ago, every Christmas I would gather sum soup from my buddies hog pit, puts it ina open topped can/container and place it ina box that was all prettied up. we'd go to the local mall and place it ona trunk of any car in the lot, walk away aways and watch! the best out of many was the older gal dressed in her mink, hair stacked up on top of her head, and grabbing that box, putting it in her bright white shiny Caddy. she was kinda upset (could tell by the yelling) after she gots the box opened and what was in there spilled out in her lap! she gots out throwing that box over a few vehicles parked next to her and her trying to wipe the brown goo off her dress. my chest and tummy hurt so bad from laughing....but I did it again the next year...was funny cuz it had the same results!

UMmmmm,,,,,UMMmmmm,,,,, your middle name ain't "Dennis" is it,,,???

I figure they kept you on the force just to sorta contain your antics,,,huh,,??? LOL

So what is keeping you from doing it 2 or 3 times a day now. LOL

shameless dude wrote:

he quit raising pigs! no more soup

Well,,,,lemme help you on this one,,,,,,,as I've said many times,,,I like Chickies just bout any way you can think bout cookin em and I will buy the 10# bags of leg quarters when they throw em on sale like bout .39/lbs,,,so thats a lot of chickie for less than $4 ( I Knew you'ld like that,,Shameless)

Anyway,,I will take and Dress them out by cuttin off the excess skin and then dusting em really good with my dry rub and put em back into the plasstic bag they came in and into the fridge they go for bout 3-5 days,,,,UMmmmm good,,,then to the smoker they go,

OK,,so one time I "forgot" the bagged up trimmings on the bay window,,,,and,,,,and,,,,CHIT FIRE,,,them sobs was sure ripe long bout then,,,so I got em and drove down the street to the AH neighbors and chunked em onto his flower plants and hauled azz,,,,,, Wink

Couldn't stop from drivin by bout 3-4 days later and the bag was still there,,,,,,,dang,,I bet they was really RIPE bout then,,,,,,, LOL

,,,,,( I gotta stop listenin to ole Shameless so dang much,,,)

Man,,,I LOVE it,,!! reckon where I can get some tannerite,,,,,,, Wink

I noticed that most of the people in the video who took the glitter bomb were well dressed, drive a nice car and in a couple cases where they were in their house, had a nice place. Makes ya wonder why they think they have to steal stuff.

Stuff like that just doesn't seem to happen in my neighborhood but we are pretty rural here and the neighbors will pick stuff up and keep it at their place if someone is gone for a while.

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Wish he had a verbal warning too after the glitter and the stink... like... 'THIEF, this is a FEDERAL OFFENSE! You have been Glittered with tracking devices, You have been stunk so every dog can smell you where ever you try to hide, you will be found. We are currently tracking you and We see you, Say your name and address right now or this will be far worse for you... and there is one more surprise for you in this box... 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - Your time is up.... and sprays paint in all direction like they do to the bank robbers in the money.

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On the news here locally in DFW this morning. Temp. seasonal UPS driver had a scam where as soon as he dropped something off that he deemed valuable by the manufacturer's tag, he texted his buddies on where to pick it up. Reportedly did it all day long as they stayed close behind him and they scooped up the entire mob after a rash of complaints.

UPS hires thousands of temporary delivery, loading & unloading and truck drivers for a month or so starting in November every year.

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