Aussie humor...

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   Aussie goes off with his sheila on a picnic. Loads of grub, all the usual picnic stuff.
All of a sudden she lets out a scream "A bee's just flew up my vagina and it's buzzin' around"
He's a bit startled for a minute, but after he's had a think he says "Know what. See that jar of honey over there? I'll get me gear out an put a load of honey on the flange, shove it into you, the bee will jump on it. You're home and hosed."
She's not so sure but the bee's still buzzing around inside her.
Eventually she can't stand it any longer. "Awright go on then".
So he covers his flange with the honey and sticks it into her. All of a sudden he starts pumping away on top of her.
"Whaddaya think yer doin'.?" she asks.
He replies "I don't think this bee's gonna take the bait. Best if I shoot him instead........"

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DiyDave Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 50583	Post Options Post Reply Quote DiyDave Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Aussie humor... Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 6:59pm
	Aussie goes off with his sheila on a picnic. Loads of grub, all the usual picnic stuff. All of a sudden she lets out a scream "A bee's just flew up my vagina and it's buzzin' around" He's a bit startled for a minute, but after he's had a think he says "Know what. See that jar of honey over there? I'll get me gear out an put a load of honey on the flange, shove it into you, the bee will jump on it. You're home and hosed." She's not so sure but the bee's still buzzing around inside her. Eventually she can't stand it any longer. "Awright go on then". So he covers his flange with the honey and sticks it into her. All of a sudden he starts pumping away on top of her. "Whaddaya think yer doin'.?" she asks. He replies "I don't think this bee's gonna take the bait. Best if I shoot him instead........"

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DMiller Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Hermann, Mo Points: 29597	Post Options Post Reply Quote DMiller Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 7:35pm
	HAHAHA!!!

Walker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: oh Points: 8091	Post Options Post Reply Quote Walker Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 7:46pm
	Let me guess,, and that's when the game warden came along and arrested both of em, her for caging a wild animal and him for shooting it out of season?

john(MI) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9263	Post Options Post Reply Quote john(MI) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 23 Nov 2018 at 9:01pm
	Now we know what killing the honey bees!!
	D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446