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    Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 2:29am
the other day....a lady ran over a tool box laying in the roadway. she stopped, looked inside of it somewhat and saw some wires in it. sooooooo....she thought it was a bomb, and she picked it up, put it in her car....in the front seat cuz she said that was the farthest away from her gas tank if it should happen to explode! LMAO....then she took it to the police station to turn it in. they heard her story and immediately closed off the parking lot and surrounding streets until the bomb squad could investigate! they kept it in her car, but she wanted her car back right away. she didn't get it! she wasn't even blond!
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It was probably a volt/ohm meter
I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now.
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Guy passed away last year in Snyder. His truck had been parked on street for a year. Family came to move it so i helped them. Found a live hand grenade laying on the back seat. Had NSP bomb squad come in and take it out to a field and blew it up. Just think it sat there for a year in that truck and patrolled by it for a year never knowing. 
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DANG IT Jason....you call ME next time you gits/finds anymore toys like that! guess yer lucky no one stole it....huh?
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DAMYNNN,,,,,,,wish I could be that lucky to find something like that that was abandoned....dpower, WHY did you turn it in??  What're we gonna do with him Shameless.  Givin away perfectly good toys...
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^^^^^http://allischalmers.com/forum/uploads/242/013.gif^^^^^
He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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Hmmmmmmmm,.....grenade, snow machine.....anyone thinking what I'm thinking....? Darrel
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Snow grenades?
He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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I was thinking more in the lines of pulling the pin and throwing it into the snow machine. Darrel
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
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BOOM, FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

There. Fixed it for you Ted. LOL
When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Originally posted by darrel in ND darrel in ND wrote:

Hmmmmmmmm,.....grenade, snow machine.....anyone thinking what I'm thinking....? Darrel

I like your way of thinking Darrel.
Tom
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