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john(MI) 
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 Topic: Atthritis Cure (H)
Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 8:55am |
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A bunch of us guys were sitting in a greasy spoon one day. Ordered lunch and we were sitting around chewing the fat. The waitress finally started bringing out our orders. One of the guys noticed she had her thumb in his mashed taters. He asked her what was the deal with her thumb in the taters. She said she had arthritis and the Dr. said to keep it moist and warm. The guys said, well then why don't you stick your thumb up your butt. She looked at him and said . . . I do when I'm in the back!
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 9:06am |
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 10:13am |
Oh man that's an old expression, "Standin around with your thumb up your butt". 
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 10:43am |
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That just made my day.👍
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klinemar
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 11:25am |
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Man goes into a Diner sits down and asks the waitress what the days special is. She replies "Tongue Sandwich"! He says "I don't want anything out of somebody's mouth"! Give me 2 eggs over easy !
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 12:13pm |
And they are out of a chickens butt. 
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 23 Mar 2019 at 8:44pm |
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Daughter in law just got a dozen chicks to start raising for eggs... Was telling the 4 year old grand daughter about WHERE the eggs come from.......... She says "YEA, I think I will be eating the ones that come in the box at Wal Mart " !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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DiyDave
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Posted: 24 Mar 2019 at 5:18am |
Reminds me of my youth, around here. Was sittin at the local GS diner, was and still is run by a local redneck family, waitress was one of the sisters, I had ordered a coupla cheesburgers, I watched the waitress go over to the big freezer, and pry out 2 burger patties, place each one in each armpit, when I asked her what in the H*** she was doin? She said its hot outside and I gotta walk back to the kitchen, to cook 'em, sos I might as well defrost'em, on the way back! At which point, a buddy of mine settin at the rail of the lunch bar hops up, and shouts CANCEL MY MF'n HOT DOG, and hastily departs!
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Sugarmaker
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Posted: 24 Mar 2019 at 8:22am |
Well that got the morning started off with a grin or two! Thanks guys! Regards, Chris
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Ray54
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Posted: 24 Mar 2019 at 6:59pm |
Thanks some good ones.
Edited by Ray54 - 24 Mar 2019 at 7:02pm
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