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    Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 1:32pm
My sister in law wanted to donate some of her old clothes to charity,  I told her to just throw them out but she insisted there was people starving in the world that could use them.  I said if they can wear your clothes they can't starving!!!  Doctor said I should be back on my feet in 3 to 4 weeks
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HAHAHAHA!! Was it a Rollin pi or flat iron!!!! forehead knot!!
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Wane, ye should have nod better...
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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LOL Lesson learned: don't let your coon dog mouth overload your feist dog arse.
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Originally posted by Wayne180d Wayne180d wrote:

My sister in law wanted to donate some of her old clothes to charity,  I told her to just throw them out but she insisted there was people starving in the world that could use them.  I said if they can wear your clothes they can't starving!!!  Doctor said I should be back on my feet in 3 to 4 weeks


 Wayne,,,that right there is the best I've heard in some time,,,,ClapClapLOLLOL
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That is a good one!!
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I had a sister-in-law that had that prob...... Nevermind
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That was freakin hilarious! Darrel
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Had seen written years ago where a somewhat obese woman approached Arnold Schwarzeneger(s) in a gym while he was doing his workout, she wanted his autograph.
Being very shy, she approached him wearing a sweat suit with the single brand name "GUESS" on the shirt and just smiled nervously, speechless.
Old Arnold, tired of being interrupted whenever he worked out, reportedly looked her in the eyes and said "gland issues?".
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Merry Christmas Wayne!!  Thanks for the Christmas present!
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LOL  it's an Olie and Lana joke waiting-to-happen...
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