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    Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 11:43am
A father and son shark were swimming in the ocean. The father looks up and sees a swimmer. He tells his son, let’s swim up and circle him a few times and then eat him. The son asks why don’t we jus go straight up and eat him? The father says, Son they taste way better if you purge them first.
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That one took me a second.
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Keep that in mind Thad when you're flying over that ocean of blue!
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Originally posted by Scott B Scott B wrote:

Keep that in mind Thad when you're flying over that ocean of blue!
 Yeah Scottie,,,thas what I was gonna mention to ole Thad,,,,,might be a good idea to keep a full stomach,,,,just in case,,,,Ya never know,,,,,,,
 When I used to live in Torrance, Ca,,,there was always a Beach Party goin on at Redondo Beach or Point Fermin but them California girls had an awful hard  time gettin ole Joe in the ocean any farther than bout knee deep,,,,they ain't NUTTIN in that ocean ole Joe needs to look at,,,,!!!!Clap
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Joe,  the SIGHTS are on the BEACH, not in the WATER !!
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Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:

Originally posted by Scott B Scott B wrote:

Keep that in mind Thad when you're flying over that ocean of blue!

 Yeah Scottie,,,thas what I was gonna mention to ole Thad,,,,,might be a good idea to keep a full stomach,,,,just in case,,,,Ya never know,,,,,,,
 When I used to live in Torrance, Ca,,,there was always a Beach Party goin on at Redondo Beach or Point Fermin but them California girls had an awful hard  time gettin ole Joe in the ocean any farther than bout knee deep,,,,they ain't NUTTIN in that ocean ole Joe needs to look at,,,,!!!!Clap

‘Cept maybe when those rough waves come in a rippin at the bikinis on those California girls? And I bet ole desert Joe didn’t swim out to help find their tops!
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 Chit NO,,Scottie,,,ole Joe ain't goin in no ocean deeper than,,,,,,knee high,,,but,,,,but,,,I WILL offer my swim suit to them girls should they accidently lose theirs,,,altho,,,I would have to check mine fit her good first,,,,,me bein a gentleman like I am,,,,,Wink
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Not any more...........Poke, poke, poke.  It was getting dull, I hadn't used it in so long. LOL  "Hadn't used it in so long",,,,,,,,,,,,,That's a joke in itself too!!! Ouch LOL Big smile
I WAS talking about the pokin stick,,,,,,,,,,,,aw heck, there ain't NO way to safely get out of this one,  so I'll just,,,,,,,,,,I'm outta here!!
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Good call Ted
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 Yeah,,Ted,,,,sometimes "foot in Mouth" nececitates a need for for some quick exits,,,,,Not implyin anything here,,,you understand,,,,,,WinkWink
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