DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

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   My encounter with the snotty receptionist!
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostrate exam. Of course i was a bit on edge because of all my friends have either gone under the knife or had pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist desk,I noticed she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name and in a very loud voice,she said,"YES,I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,a now very embarrassed man.But as usual,I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied," NO,I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,BUT I DON'T WANT THE DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

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	My encounter with the snotty receptionist! Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostrate exam. Of course i was a bit on edge because of all my friends have either gone under the knife or had pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist desk,I noticed she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name and in a very loud voice,she said,"YES,I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,a now very embarrassed man.But as usual,I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied," NO,I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,BUT I DON'T WANT THE DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!
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	That's great I hope it is true !!!!
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