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shameless dude 
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 Topic: i think i scarred some today...
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 at 11:03pm |
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had to go to town to pick up my meds today, the pharmacy is inside a food store so after picking up the drugs i usually grab sum chow while i'm there. (yes i wore my mask), got some good deals on bone in pork chops, and sum thick sliced bacon. picked up a few other things...oh yeah...sum wine for tonight! when i gots home i loaded my fingers up with all the plastic bags i could hold on to. i usually wear sweat pants cuz other material rubbing on my legs hurt to bad. and with my currant weight loss even they are fitting a bit loose. as i was walking towards the house i could feel a slipping pair of sweat pants going south. not wanting to put the bags down in the snow, i tried to hurry up and also hold one side up by pressing the pants agin my hip. well...that lasted about 5 foot, and WALLA...them pants slide right on down to my ankles! bad day to go camando! i was waddling faster towards the deck...but it wasn't fast nuff, several vehicles went by....honking! my lower cheeks was gittin cold FAST! whew! kinda makes me wonder if'n they'll wake up in the middle of the night...screaming? maybe they'll drink nuff tonight to counter-act it?
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Pat the Plumber CIL
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Posted: 31 Dec 2020 at 11:16pm |
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Good way to wish someone a Happy New Year
Sometimes I wish I lived closer to Dale , Sometimes not so much
Edited by Pat the Plumber CIL - 31 Dec 2020 at 11:17pm
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You only need to know 3 things to be a plumber;Crap rolls down hill,Hot is on the left and Don't bite your fingernails
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HD6GTOM
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 12:54am |
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Corngrants on the weight loss. I usually wear my "lounging pants" around the house. And your right they have a tendency to slide. Mine might be caused because I need to loose 60 lbs. Doesn't help when my darn back is only good for 15-30 minutes of work. I been exploring the internet today, found some "lounging" pants with AC logos all over them. Might order a pair or 2.
Edited by HD6GTOM - 01 Jan 2021 at 12:57am
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JohnColo
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 1:36am |
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Damn, I wish I hadn't checked the forum before going to bed, nightmare city, here we come!
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 6:06am |
I have an hour glass figure but it’s just the top half of the hour glass, If I had a dollar for every time I pull up my drawers in a day I’d be rich+ 
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fixer1958
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 8:12am |
Reminds me of a time in my early teens living in town riding the school bus. Weather was kind of bad, snowing about an inch on the ground. Times like that the bus driver would stop at the top of the street and honk. Big girl lived about 3 houses down. Well...she came out and was hoofing it across the lawns, arms full of books (pre backpack days). Her pants started dropping and went all the way down. I couldn't believe it. Kept going till she couldn't go anymore. After wrestling with the books and getting her her jeans up she got on the bus pretty red faced. Half dozen of us watching. Junior high kids are mean as hell.
Been me in her situation I would have said the hell with it and gone back home for a week. Had to snicker but felt bad for her because I knew she was going to be getting
a lot of chit for that.
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 8:29am |
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Shameless, maybe I send you a pair of suspenders for a belated Christmas present. Darrel
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 8:40am |
depending on WHO was in the cars... that might have been the HIGHLIGHT of their day !! .. ENJOY ! 
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desertjoe
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 9:05am |
Well,,I usually wear my Jammies from bout 8 Pm til 8 Am,,,BUT never to town,,!! I also been wearing my back brace belt all day and it helps keep the jammies UP,, AND,,,,AND,,,I know the honeymoon has long passed around here cause my Jammies have ,,,"Slipped Down" a time or two at home and the old lady don't even bother to get a second "Look See",,,PFTTttttt,,,,,Double PFTttttt,,,,,,
( Maybe I oughta wear the jammies to town,,with a loose back belt,,,,??) 
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 9:50am |
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I have a figure like a upside down pear so I use suspenders to keep my pants up.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 9:55am |
Awful picture to have in my mind today, glad I didn't see it last night! Down here in the sunny South I don't even own a pair of jammies but I do have a pair or two of sweat pants that I rarely wear. But I do understand ole Shameless' need for comfy pants.
Steve, if'n them were Wally World shoppers passing by they may want Shameless under their Christmas tree that they haven't bothered to take down yet.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 10:20am |
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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thendrix
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 11:12am |
Hey shameless, I wonder if it looked like the picture of the ape I sent you?
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Coke-in-MN
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 11:21am |
was told it's a white mans disease - no azz to hold them pants up seems somehow them 38" waist jeans don't stay up like when I use to wear 34" and them baggy legs don't help either . wore 34x34 for years and now 38x32 are baggy at ankles
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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 12:10pm |
Hey Hubert,,,you mentioned something that made me kinda grin,,,,We have a 24 house Christmas Village that covers a full 4' X 8' sheet of plywood,,,that I "forgot" to take down from last Christmas,,,, She kept bringing it up but I managed to dodge the issue, cause it takes so dang long to put up with all them lights for all the little houses,,'sides,,it looked nice,,,,  I don't take the lights in front of house either,,just unplug em,,, I also put up a 8' tall Cross with all red lights on top of the house,,but i'm gonna have to start taking it down cause they runnin out of those big bulbs,,,,
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Dave in PA
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Posted: 01 Jan 2021 at 1:37pm |
Good thing them pants were down on the snow, kept the boys from draggin'
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Ted J
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Posted: 02 Jan 2021 at 9:22pm |
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Now Dave, that there is just plain FUNNY!!!
John, "Sometimes I wish I lived closer to Dale , Sometimes not so much" Now ain't that the truth!! But just think of all the great food we'd have every day....
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Stan IL&TN
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Posted: 03 Jan 2021 at 1:56am |
Thank you Dale, I got a good chuckle out of your sprint to the house story.
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