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    Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:20pm
wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote LouSWPA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:25pm
Well....ifin it ran on two cylinders when last used.....it should run on the other two now! wait...what?......somebody took the other two? LOL
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How many cylinders does a 2 cylinder engine have?  LOL
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wait, wait, I know this one.....don't tell me.......um......
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   "Green in color (If you like that)"  You gotta love that !!
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i would love to see it run on 4 cylinders  :p
wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Hey . I  once heard a guy [who should have known better..]  ask  "What is the firing order on a 2 cylinder Deere ????"
1949 B   3930 Ford- Have owned other Orange ,green,red,yellow,dark green tractors and equipment.
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well you dont know if it is 1-2 or 2-1 lol
wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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That is clearly not a wide bucket either :-P
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote acwdwcman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jun 2011 at 7:55pm
well he says he has manuals... maybe he cant read!!!! lol
wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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this one made me laugh. It`s always the people that think they know what theyre talking are the funniest
red and green are nice for christmas, but orange is all year round
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Think you guys are mistaking sarcasm for ignorance.  I think (only ran on two) and (Green if you like that) are the owner's way of poking fun at his own misery.  Just my opinion.

Edited by Claus - 08 Jun 2011 at 8:51pm
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No matter what the reason its just funny.
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nothing here now :P



Edited by Bertman - 08 Jun 2011 at 10:17pm
50 B   38? WC
41 C   50 WD
55 WD-45
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coming soon Massey 44 and a unstyled WC
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My uncle had a green tractor that had the same problem. It always sounded like pop,pop   pop,pop   pop,pop.
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Runs like a deer, smells like a john
sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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It has the Bristol Darlin firing order, "A one and a two and a one and a two...".
Bristol Darlin was the character on the old Andy Griffith show,
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