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   Prayer answered

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for an answered prayer.
Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had
a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed.
The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.
"Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
move caused him terrible pain."
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned
out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's
scrotum,  and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal
staples."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice,  "thank the Lord, Frank is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum
should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.  The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife that the word is ‘sternum’

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klinemar Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Michigan Points: 8053	Post Options Post Reply Quote klinemar Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: A funny! Posted: 30 Mar 2020 at 7:55pm
	Prayer answered The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced. "Frank was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife that the word is ‘sternum’

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Red Bank Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 18 Apr 2018 Location: Germanton NC Points: 1051	Post Options Post Reply Quote Red Bank Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 Mar 2020 at 8:58pm
	Thank you for that! My wife is a nurse and I read it to her and she got a good laugh at that.

steve(ill) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 87561	Post Options Post Reply Quote steve(ill) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 Mar 2020 at 9:31pm
	YEP........ THATS FUNNY !
	Like them all, but love the "B"s.

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	YEP