Almost Political ( Humor )

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   A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“Conservative Trump supporting U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!

Edited by Coke-in-MN - 29 Jul 2018 at 12:38pm

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Coke-in-MN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41817	Post Options Post Reply Quote Coke-in-MN Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Almost Political ( Humor ) Posted: 29 Jul 2018 at 12:36pm
	A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.” The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.” The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: “Conservative Trump supporting U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH” And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days! Edited by Coke-in-MN - 29 Jul 2018 at 12:38pm
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Grayray Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Ambridge PA Points: 3850	Post Options Post Reply Quote Grayray Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 Jul 2018 at 12:47pm
	Yep. Pretty much says it all.

darrel in ND Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8688	Post Options Post Reply Quote darrel in ND Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 Jul 2018 at 2:00pm
	I don't know weather to laugh at the humor, or cry about how true that is. Darrel

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	That is an accurate representation of how the media slants everything these days.
	Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.

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	WWG1WGA
	I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.

steve(ill) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 85336	Post Options Post Reply Quote steve(ill) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 Jul 2018 at 10:24pm
	NOW THATS FUNNY !!! .........and would be even funnier if not so TRUE !
	Like them all, but love the "B"s.

Dipstick In Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Remington, In. Points: 8602	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dipstick In Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 02 Aug 2018 at 6:56am
	Trump Is Not A Lib or Conserv, He's a "Pragmatist." (someone who is practical and focused on reaching a goal. Has a straightforward, matter-of-fact approach and doesn't let emotion distract him or her. Steve, I'm borrowing your comment because it is so appropriate right now............... We have had liberals,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we have had conservatives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but what we have lacked is anybody that really gives a damn about what America needs without a political agenda..............and you can see where that takes us........ If a pragmatist is willing to step up to the plate,,,,,,,,,,, disregard his "political Life" and DO for us,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I am going to support him just as you are doing.............. The bit of "liking or disliking" him is of minimal importance............. I'm not marrying him,,,,,,, I am not going to "bed" him,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm not even going to invite him over for supper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, all I want is for him to "FIX" problems............... Thanks for letting me use your words...................
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