Bubba hadn't seen his buddy Clem in a few days, and thought to drop by and check in on him. Hearing some noises coming from the barn, Bubba took a peek through the window to see what the commotion was. Inside was Clem, wearing a pair of reflecto sunglasses and marching around his WD45, simultaneously spraying it with Hai Karate aftershave and doing a poor impersonation of Elvis singing "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You".
This behavior was unusual, even for Clem. Confused, Bubba entered the building and asked Clem what the heck was going on. "I'm only doing what the counselor told me to do", Clem pleaded. Apparently, Clem and the missus had been having some marital difficulties. The couple had gone to see a marriage counselor, and Mrs. Clem told the counselor that Clem "just doesn't excite her any more".
Even then, Bubba couldn't understand the connection between this and Clem's bizarre activity. "Well, I'll tell 'ya," Clem explained, "the counselor said to me "Clem, your just going to have to do something sexy to a tractor!'".
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