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DMiller 
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 Topic: Special kind of Stupid
Posted: 15 Dec 2024 at 6:48pm |
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Friday, made the regular sand haul to Foristell MO, concrete plant was shutting it down and had time so picked up Process sand at Old Monroe to go back to another plant nearer home.
Got thru back country to I70, was motoring along and come upon a erratic truck, line to line in right lane, slowing then speed up. Just knew, had to be either M or F and either pleasuring themself or had another doing them as driving.
Pulled out and passed, as got alongside saw what was up, late twenties early thirties dumbass had his lower leg across the steering wheel, was trimming toenails. He waved as I went by, a Very Special kind of Stupid.
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ekjdm14
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Posted: 17 Dec 2024 at 4:04am |
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Wow, got to keep them toenails neat when your life is spent in flip flops I guess...
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DiyDave
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Posted: 17 Dec 2024 at 4:41am |
Which hoof did the jackass wave at you with? 
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DMiller
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Posted: 18 Dec 2024 at 2:51am |
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The Saga Continues:
At a notorious accident place on I 70 was a three semi accident yesterday at 11:20am, drove E as this happened on WB lanes. A truck pulled off on shoulder, mechanical issue? Some fault, first driver slows abruptly second truck hits first, third truck attempts to push second truck into trailer of first. Trucks 1&3 remain in R Lane 2 slips into L lane and entire highway blocked WB due to failure to allow stopping distance as well the Emissions garbage shutting down the initiating truck on the scene that had no damage.
Great day for idiot truck herders.
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ekjdm14
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Posted: 18 Dec 2024 at 7:28am |
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Ahh yes, having DEF in the tank is MUCH more important than a truck being able to get out of it's own way on the road isn't it! Takes the pizz (quite literally when you consider what the stuff it made from).
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PaulB
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Posted: 19 Dec 2024 at 11:03am |
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If it was fun to pull in LOW gear, I could have a John Deere.
Real pullers don't have speed limits.
If you can't make it GO... make it SHINY
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 19 Dec 2024 at 12:30pm |
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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