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LOL, Mans Best Friend

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    Posted: 10 May 2018 at 5:12pm
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Man claims his dog shot him while playing
May 10, 2018

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An Iowa man says his dog inadvertently shot him while they were roughhousing Wednesday.
Fifty-one-year-old Richard Remme, of Fort Dodge, told police he was playing with his dog, Balew, on the couch and tossed the dog off his lap. He says when the pit bull-Labrador mix bounded back up, he must have disabled the safety on the gun in his belly band and stepped on the trigger.
“My dog shot me,” Remme said.


“I carry. It’s a Ruger 9 mm, and it’s got a safety on it,” Remme said. “I was lying on the couch, and we were horsing around, me and the dog. And I was tossing him off my lap, and he was jumping back on my lap.
The gun fired, striking one of Remme’s legs. He was treated at a hospital and released later that day.
Remme told The Messenger newspaper that Balew is a “big wuss” and laid down beside him and cried because he thought he had done something wrong.
Police Chief Roger Porter called the shooting a freakish occurrence.
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“I’ve never heard of that,” he said. “I’ve heard of guns dropping and going off on the floor, and horsing around and guns going off. I can’t say I’ve heard a dog story before,” explained Porter.
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makes ya wonder why he thinks he has to carry a gun....huh
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HMM, I smell a lawsuit brewing...Wink

Back of the last issue of American Hunter, is a story of a wild turkey, that pulled the trigger of a shotgun, of the guy who had just shot the turkey...
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I have to say if he's dumb enough to put the gun in his waistband and let the dog jump up and down on the gun then he got what he deserved
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OK, I gotta ask ,just WHERE was the idiot hit?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ted J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 May 2018 at 9:20pm
All I heard was "in the leg"
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YEP... screwing around with the gun.. SHOT HIMSELF... then blames the dog !
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