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    Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 3:51pm
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Another one from Evie's book of jokes and fart facts
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You know what they call a barbie fart?

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You know that noise you make when you puke?

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Originally posted by john(MI) john(MI) wrote:

You know what they call a barbie fart?

Toy Odor(Toyota)

You know that noise you make when you puke?

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The Ill Noise around our house is a cough. I call it the puke cough and all 3 of my girls have it. When I hear it I grab the trash can and head toward the noise
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john(MI) wrote:
You know what they call a barbie fart?
Toy Odor(Toyota)
 
You know that noise you make when you puke?
Ill Noise(Illinois)
 
Put them together and you be fart and puken (farfegnugen) down the road in a Volkswagen.
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