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    Posted: 13 May 2018 at 12:51pm

Teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins.
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Mary, you can go."
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
The teacher turns her back Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumb bitches would keep their f*%$#@ mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around and she is livid and yells: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!"
Johnny replies: "Harvey Weinstein. I'll see you tomorrow?"
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TRUE STORY !! LOL
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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GOOD, Good one,,,,!!!!
Still laughing,,,,,
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I am sure he wished they kept their mouths shut
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some females just CANNOT keep a secret!
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and others CANNOT keep their mouths shut...
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