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How Little Willie sees It... |
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18789 |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 12:04pm |
For his birthday, little Willie asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”,! The next day the father saw little Willie heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?” Little Willie told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no bike.” |
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 80074 |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4822 |
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He he he. That child will be scared when he reaches his teen years
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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tadams(OH)
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WOW, theys all coming and he's gone
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desertjoe
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Wayne180d
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Love it. Heard it before but still a classic.
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Dipstick In
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Tyler was that scared,,,,,,,,,, or scarred???????? |
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You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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