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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18789 |
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Posted: 10 Jan 2024 at 4:18am |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this broadcast to bring you a devastating announcement; OIL WILL BE GONE IN 10 YEARS 10 years later, we're still drilling oil....in my back yard 1970s Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this broadcast to bring you a devastating announcement; there will be another ICE AGE within the next 10 years. Man, that's 10 years ago you said there'd be another ice age an it's hotter n hell outside. You been outside? It's HOT. 1980s Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this broadcast to let you know that ACID RAIN will destroy all crops within 10 years. You said there'd be acid rain. S*** I collect rainwater. Jeeze, I'm feeding my crops, I'm feeding my pigs and my cows and chickens. They ain't no acid rain you acid head. You taking acid? 1990s Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this broadcast to let you know that the OZONE layer will be gone in 10 years. Yeah, isn't it ridiculous, now just take a deep breath. Mmm Okay, smell that Ozone layer? It's still here. 2000s Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt this broadcast to let you know that ICE CAPS will be gone in the next 10 years. How can ice caps be gone when it's negative 59 degrees up there and down there? Ice don't melt when it's negative 59 degrees you dumb s***s. NOW Ladies and Gentlemen, we're serious THIS TIME. MASSIVE flooding will hit our coastlines in 10 years. Well, if there's gonna be all this coastal flooding and, you know, rise of water, you know of 10 feet, all this oceanfront property you guys are building on, you know, Obama and Al Gore and the rest of you Motherf*****s that don't believe your own BS, I'll take your houses, cause I don't believe that BS either. |
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10038 |
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They are so good at forcasting to bad they don't know what they are talking about,
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 80372 |
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they cant even tell you if it will snow TOMORROW... but they think they know what will happen 50 years from now...
And they compare the TEMPS to what the temp was 1 million years ago.... Changed 1 DEGREE ???? Who was using that thermometer 1 million years ago ???
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Codger
Orange Level Joined: 23 Dec 2020 Location: Illinois Points: 2022 |
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Kool-Aid propaganda at work
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A career built on repairing and improving engineering design deficiencies, shortcomings, and failures over 50 years now.
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Ed (Ont)
Orange Level Joined: 08 Nov 2009 Location: New Lowell, Ont Points: 1257 |
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Not to start too big a fight here but the amount of ice in the world has diminished by huge amounts. Columbia ice field in the Rockies that I took a tour of 50 years ago has almost disappeared. Most others the same. Now of course we know that the planet has been hot at times and cold at times during the last million years.
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sparky
Orange Level Access Joined: 13 May 2011 Location: So. Indiana Points: 1531 |
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If only they would understand the ONE is running the show down here!
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It's the color tractor my grandpa had!
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Les Kerf
Orange Level Joined: 08 May 2020 Location: Idaho Points: 752 |
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Just look at Plymouth Rock.
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 80372 |
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temps are changing... Been doing that for MILLIONS or BILLIONS of years... What makes them think that HUMANS in the last 100 years have effected ANYTHING ??
30 years ago i hear a guy on TV... "Humans think they are Incharge.. when in reality they are just a Pimple on the Earths Azz"..
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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DaveKamp
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Apr 2010 Location: LeClaire, Ia Points: 5743 |
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My kids keep telling people that it was ME... but it was actually my younger sister. She always called 'shotgun' while my brother drove the family brontosaurus to school... and it was her grade-school science experiment. that is... until the neighborhood bully came in on a tyrannasaurus rex... the whole school parking lot was nothing but a bloodbath, and we were all right back to walking 43 miles, uphill both ways... in 80 feet of snow... I'm sure glad all those glaciers melted away. I guess it's all for the better... our brontosaurus had a terrible chain-smoking habit. Every time he had a fresh pack, she'd turn off route, walk up to a volcano, and light up four or five in each nostril. We always told her that it was bad for her health... but the second-hand smoke for US was disgusting.
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Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest.
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DiyDave
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Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need!
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18789 |
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Yes Dave, all the BS that is coming out of all the naysayers is just that, BS. It happened once before and it will happen again. It is an ongoing process and we are just a speck in it.
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