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shameless dude 
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 Topic: it's so HOT....
Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 9:47pm |
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i sure could use a little "pretty" right now! HEY....you silly Canadians...open yer doors now and let some cool air slide down here....no use waiting clear to winter time! whew!
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 9:59pm |
- It’s so hot my dream house in any house in Alaska.
- It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
- It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
- It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.
- It’s so hot, asphalt has a liquid state.
- It’s so hot I took off my flesh and sat on my bones.
- It’s so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
- It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
- It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
- It’s so hot, E.L. James titled her next book Fifty Shades of Red.
- It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
- It’s so hot, polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
- It’s so hot, I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
- It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
- It’s so hot, I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
- It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
Edited by steve(ill) - 10 Jul 2022 at 10:00pm
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Lars(wi)
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Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 10:10pm |
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No. 2 is a way of life in Texas.
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 11 Jul 2022 at 4:31am |
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It’s been hotter than a pawn shop chain saw
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jaybmiller
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Posted: 11 Jul 2022 at 5:58am |
re: HEY....you silly Canadians...open yer doors now and let some cool air slide down here.
I did that for you, then wife, puts bedroom A/C on,overhead fan, and a comforter,crawls into bed.... ..yes, bedroom windows were still WIDE open.... so it HAS to be cooler somewhere.... sigh
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shameless dude
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 7:14am |
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gonna be another 105 degree day here today, guess no cutting trees today!
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:46pm |
We very seldom get much over 100 but the ten day forecast has us well over 100 every day. Gonna be down by Joe M and Tyler next week. Hoping for some mid 70’s 
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KJCHRIS
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:47pm |
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Looks like Satuday is the day to be outside. The 10 days after will be dry & 10 - 15 degrees above average ( 95 + ) in E Nebr & W Iowa. We had 1.3" rain in last week but the grass is still brown, soybeans really look better corn tassels starting to show.
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Clay
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:59pm |
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It is so hot, the elastic in my underwear is melting.
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Walker
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 5:23pm |
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Since they named it Climate Change ya sure can't blame it on Global Warming.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 6:19pm |
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WATCH OUT everyone....Clay is going commando!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 16 Jul 2022 at 5:53pm |
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i just came in from burning tree limbs...i think i could have laid in the fire and put it out from the sweat! whew!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 19 Jul 2022 at 3:38am |
Well,, we been sweating out with 103° days seems like forever altho that is pretty "Normal" for this country,,,sure wish we would get some rain,,,,Chit,,,at least once a month,,,,!!! My youngest Son got sent to Stillwater OK for some emergency repairs and he texted me last nite,,they are expecting 113° for next 2-3 days,,,,Chit,,I thought we was the only'ist state that got them kinda temps,,,,,,, 
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FloydKS
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Posted: 19 Jul 2022 at 10:24am |
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If you use Celsius... 104 is only 40 degrees...:)
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Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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