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Dan Hauter View Drop Down
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    Posted: 05 May 2020 at 10:51am
"The economy is so bad that:  I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.  CEO's are now playing miniature golf.  ExxonMobil laid off 25 congressmen.  Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.  Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.  A picture is now worth only 200 words.  They renamed Wall Street 'Wal-Mart Street'.  Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline.  I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them that I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I can drive a truck."  Author unknown.  (Possibly afraid of the politically correct backlash.)
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  CHIT,,,that is a good one,,Dan H,,,I gotta save thet one for future,,,especially the one bout the pakistanis,,,,,,LOLLOL
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Those are pretty good Dan.
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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