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bemer848 
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 Posted: 14 May 2022 at 3:30pm |
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If it takes 1 beer to wash down a chicken egg. How many does it take for a duck egg?
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Walker
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Posted: 14 May 2022 at 3:16pm |
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To eggsemplify I'm getting eggshausted over here. I think we've eggsibted just about everything.
Edited by Walker - 14 May 2022 at 3:44pm
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DMiller
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Posted: 14 May 2022 at 12:25pm |
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Quack Quack, Waddle Waddle!!! Do the Duck stop here!?!?!?!?!
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Ray54
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Posted: 14 May 2022 at 12:15pm |
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Would a duck that lost the yolk be the same as a blue oval that lost the blue?
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D19allisowner
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Posted: 13 May 2022 at 7:40pm |
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I think fish and chips or cheese and quackers would be in order!
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DiyDave
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Posted: 13 May 2022 at 7:00pm |
I have to pop this to the top, again, I mean, waddle I do with out some duck puns? I guess I'm addicted to Quack! 
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 8:49pm |
 TomC wrote:
A new lunch box treat, fish and duck egg sandwich on burnt toast,washed down with a warm beer |
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TomC
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 6:28pm |
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A new lunch box treat, fish and duck egg sandwich on burnt toast,washed down with a warm beer
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 5:29pm |
I just cant decide which i like better... Fish Samich or Duck Eggs !! 
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DiyDave
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 5:25pm |
looks like another Mr Blobby post going down in puns...
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AllisFreak MN
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 4:11pm |
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He shouldn't count his eggs before they're hatched.
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Walker
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 3:01pm |
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Freedie will probably be reggcairnated as a duck after this. Or an egg whichever comes first.
Edited by Walker - 12 May 2022 at 3:03pm
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fjdrill
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 2:21pm |
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Thats just Daffy
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Tbone95
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 9:27am |
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We're dithpicable.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 12 May 2022 at 5:30am |
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Mandarin (owner of this site) I was just Peking in to see how many new duck tails we have.
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 11:00pm |
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suffering suchatash!
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I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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fjdrill
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 9:10pm |
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Duck and cover would be an eggsellent tactic
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DiyDave
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 8:56pm |
Mr Blobby takes so many hits, maybe we should call him ole canvasback...
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AllisFreak MN
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 8:44pm |
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This must be eggscruciating for Freebird to follow. Most of these replies are merely decoys.
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Walker
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 8:13pm |
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That's eggsactly what I would do. Eggscellent thinking.
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Kansas99
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 5:58pm |
I thought about Laying down a Fowl post but I didn’t want to ruffle any Feathers so I’m going to Duck and run.
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"LET"S GO BRANDON!!"
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Walker
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 5:26pm |
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It's an eggstravaganza.
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DiyDave
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 5:19pm |
Unless I miscounted, Steve's makes an even 4 dozen replies...
That's an eggcelent response! 
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 4:24pm |
i thought he saw an 8 ft pickup with a blue oval !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 2:19pm |
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ffo yad snekcihc eht saw ti
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 2:17pm |
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OK, ok, why did the Duck cross the road?
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 12:54pm |
LOL .......... you guys are QUACKING me up !!!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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D19allisowner
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 12:20pm |
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He's ben sucking on his quack pipe!
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fixer1958
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Posted: 11 May 2022 at 7:18am |
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Who knows, he can be kind of ducked up sometimes
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Ray54
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Posted: 10 May 2022 at 10:41pm |
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Can this be a bigger quackup than other questions he quacks?
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